One For All And All For One. Muskewenches Are ALWAYS Ready. Part III

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Well would you look at THAT! These threads are coming quicker than a wench in the Cardinal's Wine Cellar Of Sin.

Welcome to part THREE! We can now post pictures...HURRAH! That was a successful outcome to a Wench driven campaign.

Please feel free to look around and interact with the exhibitions. Toilets are second on the right and there is a vending machine for refreshments situated near the back entrance. Come and go as you please, but please remember CARDINAL RICHELIEU IS MINE you must pay for all breakages.

Let the feasting commence!

I mostly resort to coffee and toast... maybe eggs.

I've had half a chocolate orange and a cup of tea . The other half is calling from its shiny orange wrapper

Yes I'm not usually a lunchie. Just very hungry today. Must be all that shagging.

Eggs out of date. Much like mine will be by the time I find somebody to fertilise them

Do you have chickpeas in your store cupboard? I sometimes make a sort of chickpea stew with some rice... doesn't take long. Or chickpeas/tomatoes with some dressing. I really like chickpeas.

To compensate for the lunch talk i am using my last picture so that I can get another six ...

I also have one of those Turkish Delight chocolate bars... incidentally I am also a bit of a Turkish Delight - I reckon that's why Aramis loves me so much.

Porthos is here, sleeping. I've worn him out.

Hannah - baked beans? Sausages?

Actually I am only one of those words.

I do have chickpeas Anne, yes I do indeedy. Can I be arrrrrrrsed with making anything that takes more than 5 mins though? I fear not.

And I apologise for bringing this kind of talk to the thread! Sorry girls.

Cocks Arses Shagging Leather... as you were.

Y'know beans are a funny one. I always love 'em when I have 'em. But it's usually by accident. The rest of the time I discard them as bean boring.

Poor old beans.

Fuck it, I might just have beans!

You mean you're not Turkish Anne?

I've got the fancies for one of those tins of beans with mingy sausages and rubber lumps masquerading as bacon now

Can't be arsed to walk to the shop though

Hannah I do that too. DH and I had beans on toast for dinner one day last week, and it was bloody lovely. Mustn't leave it 6 months before I have it again!

It is a bit like sex - I can go without for aaages because we get out of the habit, and then once we do get round to it I can't think about anything else.

This morning at work my boss was taking the piss gently mocking another colleague who fancies himself as a bit of a ladies' man, and mentioned something about a, "...quick squirt of Aramis and then back out into the fray".

I googled and Aramis is an aftershave which is, "A classic fragrance that's distinctly masculine, authoritative, warm and provocative" (it says here).

I did, however, have a quiet about a quick squirt of Aramis...

Cinnamon that sounds like they have my love summed up nicely.

If only! - imagine if they bottled the essence of our favourite musketeers?

I would walk around smelling like a massive sperm with arms and legs. And a little Athos face.

It would definitely be warm and squirty!

Au Du Richelieu. Red wine, Leather, spices and Anger. Mmmmmm.

Well I went for it. I liberated the beans, in the spirit of France.

I also had some bockwurst, so I made a more satisfying version of beans and sausages on buttered toast.

These meals are best enjoyed few and far between.

L'eau

FUCKING IPAD CUNT CUNT CUNT.

I do apologise for that language but it's really pushing me.

It's been far too long since we had a picture

And another

I know, a whole 50 mins.

I can't post any yet.

Good old moon faced Athos.