One For All And All For One. Muskewenches Are ALWAYS Ready. Part III

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

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Well would you look at THAT! These threads are coming quicker than a wench in the Cardinal's Wine Cellar Of Sin.

Welcome to part THREE! We can now post pictures...HURRAH! That was a successful outcome to a Wench driven campaign.

Please feel free to look around and interact with the exhibitions. Toilets are second on the right and there is a vending machine for refreshments situated near the back entrance. Come and go as you please, but please remember CARDINAL RICHELIEU IS MINE you must pay for all breakages.

Let the feasting commence!

Oh MTM . Don't be fooled by the beginning part, it's the Cardinal and he's waiting for you.

Y'see, Aramis would be just the sort for a rota whereas Athos is more the spin the red wine bottle type. Some you win, some you lose.

Good god, what are we going to do when this series finishes?? I'll have to reconnect with MN everything.

Hello, hello hello! Whatssup?

Been cleaning the kitchen, hanging already smelly from damp washing and avoiding reading emails.

Not feeling very witty as ever right now but reading the last few pages brought the snorting laugh to my face yet again. Was supposed to go to bed early today but fuck, need to have a laugh before I'm off to ruminate .

Just Athos and his weighty sword..

And they're running, and wearing leather, and jumping over hedges, and wearing leather, and waving their pistols about, and wearing leather. And Aramis has just disarmed Marsac and kicked him whilst wearing leather and finished off with a swish of his lovely blue cape. He's so cross.

I'm trying to think of something witty but all I can manage is phwooaaaarrrrrrrr.

Look! I was right about Richelieu!

That's form the dogtanian.net website:
In real life Richelieu (Armand-Jean du Plessis) was not the villain of Dumas' novels, he aimed to increase the power of the monarchy and the Catholic church (so he was a villain, not the villain). He destroyed the political power of the Huguenots, French Protestants and Urbain Grandier. Most of Richelieu's harshness was probably down to Louis XIII's weak leadership, overall his leadership changed France so it could become a world power under Louis XIV.

I'm surprised his skinny arms can hold the plastic sword...

Evening Drink! We really need a spreadsheet. I was going to post you a love-erly picture but can't remember who it should be. Obvs not D'Artagnan and hopefully not Athos

Cardinal, Mavis, Cardinal. Thank you for thinking about me

Started just watching 'Aftersun' on youtube, I thought Capaldi got better looking in his forties but I think it was actually in his fifties .

Right. SO the plan is this. For the good of France, I'll have Drink, Hannah and MTM , - Athos, you take Mavis, Aramis, it's either Anne or LetUsPrey, Porthos, wear a vest top and you can have anyone, and D'Artagnan, well....D'Artagnan. How about you do some valuable voluntary work. With kittens. There's a love.

Mavis that made me .

Also, Treville's already said he's good at paperwork so perhaps he could make a start on a 17th century spreadsheet.

errrr I don't FECKIN THINK SO MAVIS. LOVE.

Drink, he turned very sexy at Malcolm Tucker! Although 50s is DEFINITELY his best. (He was sexy in Crow a Road, and Local Hero)

why? what did Mavis do?

I loved him as Randy Randall too!

Mmmmm.

And nom nom nom

but do you know he was in a film with Tulisa recently .

What...Tulisa the female dick boss??

Oi! Refuses to be stabbed. You can Feck Off Hannah for your Athos filty intentions. He has one True Love and equally, if not more so, filthiness lined up chez Mavis. So there

2005. That's 2005 when Casanova came out. Then there was, cough, er, other, stuff, then The Hour. So I have first dibs. I have rights. (collapses in a consumptive heap. Gets sympathy)

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