One For All And All For One. Muskewenches Are ALWAYS Ready. Part III

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

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Well would you look at THAT! These threads are coming quicker than a wench in the Cardinal's Wine Cellar Of Sin.

Welcome to part THREE! We can now post pictures...HURRAH! That was a successful outcome to a Wench driven campaign.

Please feel free to look around and interact with the exhibitions. Toilets are second on the right and there is a vending machine for refreshments situated near the back entrance. Come and go as you please, but please remember CARDINAL RICHELIEU IS MINE you must pay for all breakages.

Let the feasting commence!

Hannah, may I suggest more lube next time? Vicks works very well.

[ha, that'll teach her not to man-hoard!]

NO SYMPATHY HANNAH. None. Savlon bath for YOU today. You should give Aramis a wench slap though. That milk thing is mightily irritating!

Atia. I think Vicks would be a bit irritating. I only say that because I once had to use one after a weewee because I was caught out. I was tingling and it wasn't unpleasant but I'd imagine if Porthos applied it with his strapping savaloy then it would mean a good few days out of action?!

I mean I had to use a Vicks hankee!

I am fit and well. Send Aramis and D'Artagnan back here. Maybe just check Porthos' arms and send him over too.

Hannah I see in Threads of the Day there is a thread entitled 'Best place to live in the Uk' or some such nonsense. Is it you trying to find out where the Musketeers reside so you can move there? Make sure you share.

I actually think the Musketeers need to patrol the maternity wards to keep those pesky Bounty reps at bay!

MTM that is a fabulous idea. Imagine - you've just given birth and feel battered and sore. Some Bounty cow is harassing you, and then into the ward wanders your hero

Oh that really is Aramis's calling in life! We know how much he loves to nobly protect mother and child, and he'd get to cuddle all the lovely babies at the same time!

He not only makes my vag throb but my heart melt too

Anne it is not the afternoon yet

We shall have to think of suitable punishment

I know I know. But Aramis and baby, I just couldn't resist.

Right I am really ignoring the thread until after lunch.

Atia. I think Vicks would be a bit irritating.

Really? Do you think so? [looks innocent]

On that topic, watch out for Sanctuary Body Lotion, the one that "warms and stimulates" your skin. Don't get it anywhere too sensitive. Had to have another shower.

Anne - No 'tis not me. Although I have been following that, and similar other threads on the go. Not expecting them to offer up much of a solution, but from my current position of, stick a pin in a map (to a degree), every little helps

I am having the dilemma of stay closer to family but get nowt for my money as a single parent; Or move further west/(northish) away from family, and have the home/surrounds I would like.

I have a list of pros and cons of moving away:

Pros - more affordable, beautiful parts of country, poss near sea.

Cons - further from family.

Now, if I could just find out which area most likely to contain Musketeers/bearded leathery men. I could add that to the appropriate list et voila - decision made!

Oh and Anne, EPIC FAIL on avoiding the thread.

I didn't make any such declarations and even I appear to have done a better job than you.

I bet the Cardinal would be sloshing vicks all over your bits like nobodies business.

Tied up, nowhere to go. Screaming for a salty solution to wash it all off.

THE VICKS EFFECT

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"On that topic, watch out for Sanctuary Body Lotion, the one that "warms and stimulates" your skin. Don't get it anywhere too sensitive. Had to have another shower."

Yerseeeee, It's not all filth on this thread. It is a mine of public service announcements too!

Hannah - how far North are you prepared to go?? It's quite exciting the prospect of being able to go anywhere though, isn't it? I moved when separated due to job retraining shenanigans but this involved moving closer to family.

On that topic, watch out for Sanctuary Body Lotion, the one that "warms and stimulates" your skin. Don't get it anywhere too sensitive. Had to have another shower.

I have also had this experience. Once the reaction was somewhat, erm, delayed, and so it wasn't until I was out of the house that I had nethers of fire. That wasn't a fun day!

Anne - seeing as you are here I shall link the arms picture again.

I thought this was the canonical 'Guns of Porthos' picture.

Yes that too

He is much more my type physically than any of the others. No danger of damaging him...

Back from mammoth lunch catch up.

Porthos is more my real life type. Sturdy and strong looking like he could throw you around a bit.