One For All And All For One. Muskewenches Are ALWAYS Ready. Part III

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Part 1

part 2

Well would you look at THAT! These threads are coming quicker than a wench in the Cardinal's Wine Cellar Of Sin.

Welcome to part THREE! We can now post pictures...HURRAH! That was a successful outcome to a Wench driven campaign.

Please feel free to look around and interact with the exhibitions. Toilets are second on the right and there is a vending machine for refreshments situated near the back entrance. Come and go as you please, but please remember CARDINAL RICHELIEU IS MINE you must pay for all breakages.

Let the feasting commence!

I bring gifts with my return...

Just to whet your appetite for Sunday night

And a special treat for the Armand camp, even I see the appeal in the scene

Link one actually apparently contains spoliers so just scroll down for the video... we don't want to spoil anything.

Those wenches aren't showing you any love, I will take you and ravish you and cherish you forever

draw if you wish, it will be our duty to kill you, and incidentally our pleasure

"And Anne my love, I have strong arms that you can grab onto whilst I make sweet love to you"

Stinkle - I like the way his nostrils flare just as he says the word 'pleasure'.

I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WAAAAAAAAAANNNNTTTT HIIIIIMMM. Fucking hell.

I've watched that 5 times now. DH is so getting it tonight.

I would ride him like a racehorse a whisker behind the leader inside the final furlong of the Grand National

GALLOP GALLOP GALLOP GALLOP WHIP GALLOP GALLOP

Bloody hell. If my vadge gets much more twitchy I could propel myself along in water!

This thread is getting madder and madder.
I so hope no tabloids find it. blush

I fear that dh would not be that impressed.

duh. single brackets. not double brackets.

Let's face it Mavis, we're made for each other..

Ob I don't know, it could be quite fun to stir up some outrage on the Daily Mail.

The DM hates me anyway < according to the fountain of authority that is the Facebook quiz I took last week

damn you D'artagnan, Stinkle's mine!

Oh they look like they are about to have an angry snog!

LOL, I think they're saving that for series 2

And that is why we need a post-watershed version!

Mavis - that's Aramis getting angry at Porthos trying to seduce me.

I reckon the soaking, sword wielding Aramis is what is going to get DH some tonight. TBH Oblomov surely the menfolk should be happy that The Musketeers are providing them with some loving.

Aramis responds appropriately with "I am hopelessly devoted to Anne".

How did you do that? I have no creative skills.

I don't know to be honest. More by luck than judgement

I clicked on the Fanpop link Mavis posted above (Aramis's quivering sword) and there are some options to edit the pics and add captions.