One For All And All For One. Muskewenches Are ALWAYS Ready. Part III

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

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Well would you look at THAT! These threads are coming quicker than a wench in the Cardinal's Wine Cellar Of Sin.

Welcome to part THREE! We can now post pictures...HURRAH! That was a successful outcome to a Wench driven campaign.

Please feel free to look around and interact with the exhibitions. Toilets are second on the right and there is a vending machine for refreshments situated near the back entrance. Come and go as you please, but please remember CARDINAL RICHELIEU IS MINE you must pay for all breakages.

Let the feasting commence!

Oh poor Malcolm sorry to hear you're unwell.

In fact - all you ladies ... Sorry to hear you're all unwell.

Take care of yourselves

... and don't worry. Me and the boys will just be over here....

Breakfast time - brilliant

or Monday mornings with Athos

It's going to HAVE to be D'artagnan today for me. I feel like fuckery and we all mock his feathery floppishness but he's the only one you'd trust to nurse you. And even if you only had a broken nail he'd treat to like you were in your final moments.

The others would be fucking useless. Especially Cardinal!

Hmmm but the Cardinal would be able to afford a nurse to take care of me. The way I'm looking at the moment and feeling, I'm nit sure I'd like D'Artagnan to see me tbh.

Why are we all ill?????????? Are the BBC pumping out a deadly virus along with the muskehorndogs???? Is it a dastardly plot???????

I's my throat that it's sore not my vadge so the cardinal can install himself under my duvet for the day.

If we are so synchronised, does anyone care to win lottery?

Poor muskewenches. Hope you're all feeling the Musketeer of your choice better soon

Anyway, sorry Malc, D'artagnan says he's been a bit upset by you teasing him, and he'd rather stay with me today, rubbing Vicks into my feet. He's sure the King could arrange to pop round and check up on you though?

this might make you feel better DrinkFeckArseGirls

So we all had shit days yesterday and today we are all ill? Could this be the curse of the Musketeers?

Atia you KNOW he'd be the type who would bound back after you were mean to him! He'd do as he's told like a good boy. King is busy today. He got to level 4 on Flappy Bird so is going to try and get to 5.

Um, I know you're a bit possessive Malcolm, but I have to say, PC is looking at me in a rather suggestive manner in that photo! I might have to just ...

But the King's only allowed 45 minutes of screen time, and after that he'd like you to help him with his homework. He'll do whatever you want as long as he can call you Mummy

D'artagnan says he's a bit scared of you still, but he's sure you're a nice person underneath and maybe he should come over you to see you whilst you're not at full strength!

LetUsPrey and Stinkle, your links are FANTASTIC
Unlike you poorly lot, I am not unwell. well a tiny bit , but that illness is self induced form last night

I just need Athos, to make me feel better!!

Morning wenches! D'youknow, the Cardinal is rather creeping up my list, especially with the earlier horny glasses pic. This poses somewhat of a dilemma....I was really looking forward to being able to watch Doctor Who again without fancying The Doctor. Looks like this isn't going to be the case and I will have to hide another crush from the world0 dcs.

God, what it is to be single and edging slowly towards middle age.

Hope all wenches are hale and hearty this morning. I'm still vaguely consumptive but I think the ABs are starting to kick in.

Oh no, hope all you poorly ladies are feeling better soon.

I'm off on the world's most boring training course today so no Muskeperving for me until later.

Have fun!

Maybe we infiltrated the Apple dictionary moderators and one of us approved it as a 'word'.

HEY HEY HEY hold your randy horses wenches! I am armed with Capaldi love a weapon and I am NOT afraid to share use it! at any excuse.

and I'm going to post this again because I don't think many saw it when I first posted it the other night

Atia I thought you said young D'Artagnan was rubbing VICKS into your feet???

King is watching Peppa Pig now.

Aww that is really sweet MTM. I presume you watched The Hour? (Complete with rather lovely Ben Wishaw). Just a master class of quality acting throughout.

Rrrrrrandall!

MTM I opened that DT willy-shot link just as DH came and looked over my shoulder. He was 'WTF are you doing - what is that thread'.

I have a poorly child here today, which is actually quite nice as it gives me an excuse to stay at home all day and watch bits of Musketeers episodes on iPlayer.

When foot-rubbing, care must be taken not to confuse Vicks and dicks. If both are to be done, it is especially important to make sure they are done in the correct order!

Yes, I have D'artagnan at my feet, and Aramis anointing my chest. (What???? God you've got such filthy minds!) I need to be able to breathe through my nose later, if you know what I mean and I think you do nudge nudge wink wink

I only watched the first series of The Hour (Dominic West, just fuck me now) - should I watch the second one?

YES YES YES!!

Oh Malcolm, that clip of PC... There's nothing like a man being adorable with kids, to melt the knickers off you the heart.

Morning beearrrrrrrtches.

I can't believe I'm saying this but I wish you'd all hurry up and get better. I'm quite exhausted after entertaining all those extra bodies ALL night.

And Athos says they can't stay forever.

Porthos never helps with the cleaning and Aramis keeps finishing the milk and NOT replacing it. If it wasn't for that dear boy d'artagnan helping out...... But tbh he's getting on my tits being all kiss arsey all the time. The King and the Cardinal spend all day shut in the box room playing Le Grande Theft Auto, blaring out that shitty sexist rap music about hos in le hood!

And to top it all off, somebody, ate one of Athos' special chocolate desserts yesterday. They're his favourite. He'd had a long crappy day and just wanted to chill. Wouldn't have been so bad but when he was putting something in bin he saw it in there, barely touched. He. Is. Seething!

I've had to hide the wine so he doesn't launch it all at the family photos on wall.

If it wasn't for the mass rampant cock fest centred around me all night, every night, I'd have kicked em out.

Bit sore today. All that chafing.