One For All And All For One. Muskewenches Are ALWAYS Ready. Part III

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Part 1

part 2

Well would you look at THAT! These threads are coming quicker than a wench in the Cardinal's Wine Cellar Of Sin.

Welcome to part THREE! We can now post pictures...HURRAH! That was a successful outcome to a Wench driven campaign.

Please feel free to look around and interact with the exhibitions. Toilets are second on the right and there is a vending machine for refreshments situated near the back entrance. Come and go as you please, but please remember CARDINAL RICHELIEU IS MINE you must pay for all breakages.

Let the feasting commence!

Oh you've done it now MTM

See y'all in three hours...

Hahaha Mavis! You know how to have a good night.

Right wenches. I am really signing off now. Until the afternoon.

More billowy shirts...

Farewell Anne! I wish you success in your missions ahead.

Treville and Richelieu having a little stroll and a chat

Mavis, Tennant seems wrong with blue eyes though, don't you think?

Son of Casanova...

Hahaha LetUsPrey that's a good one!

NICK BERRY!!!

Not Nick Berry, No!

And absolutely about DT having to have brown eyes. I believe it's the law. Interesting fact: DT is the same age as LetUsPrey and I. This means we were of a vintage year ergo, we are hot. True fact.

Those crinkly eyes again MTM.

Oh well that means you have only just begun to ripen up a treat!

Those crinkles are DIVINE!

Omnomnomnomnom.

Oh, well I'm the same age as Mavis and LetUs [preens, which is a bit pointless]

Oh do me a flavour. If you are DT age then you are but chickens of the spring.

I will most certainly still be young in 7 years time. Thank. You. Very. Much.

You're not even old enough to warrant any ageing like fine wine/ mature lady sayings. Because you ARE YOUNG!

So none of that trying to go for the sympathy vote and jump the queue. We can see straight through your tactics you conniving wenches! you will be popping clogs sooner rather than later if you try it on with my Athos though, for your pity shag attempts and whatnot

I think I might be coming down with my kids spew bug. I feel very dodgy.

.... and thanks for the sensitivity here guys. I'm all alone in world again now, and I wasn't even done having babies now listening to you I'd basically better get sorted in next 5 mins or it's game over... Thanks.

Oh it wouldn't be a pity shag Hannah - I'd be giving Athos the benefit of my experience

Hope spewing is not imminent MTM. Although having something vaguely plague like is so 1630 don't you think?

I certainly don't act my age

King of Snark episode one

I so very very very much would - he can keep his hat on if he wants

And a little bit of Cardinal if that takes your fancy

Game well over here. No s'bad most of the time tbh. In fact, barring Athos (and DT and probably BC and a host of other fantasy shags) I don't think I'll be bothering with men folk again. ( this is in no way linked to the distinct lack of aforementioned men folk. Although that might be a lie(

Don't jump off the roof - you'd def free up Athos for me (aversion therapy)

Quick Athos, Porthos, anyone except Aramis Hannah might jump. Give her something hard soft to land on

Hannah! My great gran (so this dates back to about 1920ish) had my gran when she was 44 and my great uncle when she was 46!!! In those days 44 was 68.

You just need to find a gentleman who isn't a complete camel fud.

"I see you've been on mumsletters discussing my willy again Hannah. As you can see, I am very, very, angry. You know I am for your eyes only. And incidentally it will be my pleasure not to ask you to remove your knickers immediately, tonight, as punishment"