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One For All And All For One. Muskewenches Are ALWAYS Ready. Part III

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 04/03/2014 21:58

Part 1

part 2

Well would you look at THAT! These threads are coming quicker than a wench in the Cardinal's Wine Cellar Of Sin.

Welcome to part THREE! We can now post pictures...HURRAH! That was a successful outcome to a Wench driven campaign.

Please feel free to look around and interact with the exhibitions. Toilets are second on the right and there is a vending machine for refreshments situated near the back entrance. Come and go as you please, but please remember CARDINAL RICHELIEU IS MINE you must pay for all breakages.

Let the feasting commence!

One For All And All For One. Muskewenches Are ALWAYS Ready. Part III
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Oblomov · 05/03/2014 20:01

My bottom? Ha ha.
You're having a laugh. I have a jay lo bottom. Huge.
Huge boobs. Tiny waist. Huge hips.

This us Tom Burke. A-la donkey punch. Get blush if his bottom.

My bottom. I wish. Shave off three quarters !!

HectorVector · 05/03/2014 20:03

:)

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 05/03/2014 20:03

Come on Oblomov, let's go to the pub and get twatted. Kick a few chickens and the shag a few Musketeers on the way home.

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Oblomov · 05/03/2014 20:03

Thanks LetUsPrey.
Can solve all problems!!

HannahHorvath · 05/03/2014 20:05

errrrrrrrrrrrrrm you do still understand though that I am still at front of queue don't you???

Wink
Oblomov · 05/03/2014 20:07

Twatted?
Let's go!!!

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 05/03/2014 20:08

Oh dear, mtm Shock

Hope you're feeling better soon. In such moment you need to remember your faith in the Cardinal. He will save you from yourself Grin

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 05/03/2014 20:09

I think Athos needs to play a game of Blind Mans Muff.

He is blindfolded, whilst we arrange ourselves at the ready. Porthos can turn him round to disorientated him and then he is unleashed with a throbbing great pan handle, and whoever he penetrates is the winner!

Who is up for it?

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Oblomov · 05/03/2014 20:10

Hannah ?
To whom is that to? Wink
Which queue are you at the front of, Wink

Oblomov · 05/03/2014 20:13

MTM is Rhys a spin-the-bottle / midnight game?

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 05/03/2014 20:16

Well how about the jolly game of Spin the Wench On The Musketeer?

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LetUsPrey · 05/03/2014 20:20

Sorry got distracted by the stupid bloody bastard arsing wank twatting shitness that is trying to finalise DS1's book day costume for tomorrow.

And I can't even have a fucking drink because of the bastard antibiotics because if I do, I'll die or something similar.

Anyway, where was I? underneath a rampant Aramis looking for pictures of Athos

HannahHorvath · 05/03/2014 20:21

OBLOMOV...... 'ere have this little gem...

L@@k at him... he's saying

After I have finished with Hannah, I'm going to tell you to drop your knickers immediately. Incidentally it will be my duty AND my pleasure.

Guess who's only gone and got their allowance back Grin

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 05/03/2014 20:22

So we are all having a bad day?! Well in that case there is only one thing for it. I'm going to use the strap on, on the cardinal!

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Alibabaandthe40nappies · 05/03/2014 20:23

MTM you cannot simultaneously be at the front of the Cardinal queue and the Athos queue - unless of course PC in his Who guise has leant you his Tardis? Wink

Here is a dilemma for you - PC as the Dr taking you on the bridge of the Tardis, or the Cardinal bending you over that desk of his?

Grin
HannahHorvath · 05/03/2014 20:26

Malcolm the first game sounds too easy.

He'll be attracted to me immediately.

Because of my alluring perfume.

LetUsPrey · 05/03/2014 20:27

Just remembered the earlier question re having them all at once for the one night followed by a lifetime of fartfood. I would think that after a night of the best sex ever in the history of life the universe and everything I'd pretty much be finished off and go with a smile on my face

MavisGrind · 05/03/2014 20:27

Oh FFS wenches! 317 posts since this morning! Right. Just marking place. Will be back by the time you've probably started the next thread.

Stop letching for a minute and let me catch up!

As you were.

LetUsPrey · 05/03/2014 20:28

Balls. Strikeout fail. Balls.

Oblomov · 05/03/2014 20:31

Thanks Hannah .
I can still do: Athos/Aramis/Porthos/ Treville/ king Louis / D'artagnan/ Cardinal
On , spin-the-bottle,you know!!

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 05/03/2014 20:32

I think we need a speadsheet. Who is on the thread and who they fancy.

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 05/03/2014 20:34

Oh!! Alibadbadbadandthe2dilemas!

Well I guess being an older gentleman The Doctor would prrrrrrobably know a few tricks.

Although Cardinal would DEFINITELY be more of a "sort".

Hmmmmm. I'll say Cardinal now PURELY for the fact that I don't know what 12 is like yet. We might not be compatible!

No fuck it. Who am I kidding?? It's got to be Doctor! Because he is also 11, 10, 9, 8 and 5 rolled into one! (We will ignore 6 the others...)

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 05/03/2014 20:37

All of them. Give me Constance and the King's mother too. And you know what? BRING A HORSE. Everything is sexy.

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Stinklebell · 05/03/2014 20:42

I think it's about time the BBC released some new pics for us to latch over, there can't be many left we haven't linked to

I did find topless Aramis and a nice and moody Athos - don't know if they've been posted before

One For All And All For One. Muskewenches Are ALWAYS Ready. Part III
One For All And All For One. Muskewenches Are ALWAYS Ready. Part III