Come and play TENNIS over here

[JuanPotatoTwo]

three, don't worry, I am a one man woman and it's Pot all the way for me (unfortunately, as I am old enough to be his mother). Never fear, Boris is safe.

raahh, your doc is speedy. Glad you have a bit of relief.

Oh Raahh, just seen you're off colour too. We're not a very healthy bunch at the moment are we?

Clay, have you found a way to listen to the match somehow?

Rafa looks very tanned.

Yuk, did you just see that shot of Rafa's bottles with some big insect crawling along?

Vamos

I am willing myself not to nod off -although, I'm recording it, so I can watch later. But it's not the same

Better than that Juan BBC are showing it live online. I can see it.

Hope everyone that was feeling ill is much better this morning.

Rafa's headband looks like a jay cloth.

Oh I thought you were working Clay, glad you're watching.

Raahh, I'll keep you awake if you like with a stream of inanities. I seem to be quite good at that.

I bet Nike jay cloths are expensive though.

As much as I like watching the players coming up behind these two, I have to say I am loving watching Fed and Nadal being back on form andplaying each other.

I need to leave for work at 11.30, juan. So if they can wrap it up before then it would be good. Otherwise I'm going to have to try and avoid the score all afternoon and watch it on iplayer when I get home.

College run done. Home. Back into p'jamas. Coffee on. Tennis on.

My ds1 just rang - ordinarily I wouldn't answer the phone during tennis but have to make an exception for my boy. I do miss him .

three, I'm too lazy to move, please can you make me a drink?

Sampras is ageing well.

Oh Roger.

Is Rafa wearing a wet look t shirt? Or is he just sweating a lot?

Might be a bit of both. He is sweating a lot.

for *juan.
I had to answer my front door to take in a parcel for next door how very dare they go out to work when they know they have a parcel due forcing me to have to get up, walk to my front door and open it when the tennis is on.

Bloody inconsiderate of them. Don't they know how far away the front or is from your telly? Thanks for tea.

Front door, that should say.

Trainer got there quick. That could be you one day three ...

Looks like the special machine wasn't much cop.

Yeah! I know, right! My front door is completely out of the sight and sound of the Tv - I mean, I could have had the impossibly talkative postman, its quite possible this could have been his day on the job - what then? Seriously. I could have missed more than the one point - it would have all kicked off then I swear, at 6pm tonight when next door came for their parcel I would have been laying in wait with my best karate chop.

I'm mellowing in my old age - I used to really dislike John Lloyd but now I just see him as harmless and innocuous.

Ahhh, yes - fast forward 2 years and that is me bending down in front of Nadal like that (keep it clean now) .

How rude of them. I might have pretended I was out.