Come and play TENNIS over here

[JuanPotatoTwo]

three, don't worry, I am a one man woman and it's Pot all the way for me (unfortunately, as I am old enough to be his mother). Never fear, Boris is safe.

raahh, your doc is speedy. Glad you have a bit of relief.

Talking of chops - had some lovely pork ones from the organic butcher t'other day :)

I think we've lost Raahh, she must be dozing on us.

Chops? There was conversation here about chops? See, I did miss something answering the front door...Old Rog is not jolly right now, is he?

RAAHH WAKE UP

Yes, we've lost her. She'll regret it, when she eventually wakes up and old Rog has been carted off in handcuffs for happy slapping the umpire...

No you muffin! You mentioned karate chops which set me off thinking of pork chops!

Oh, so I did

Do you think Mirka and Stefan ever speak to each other? Raahh, you're missing Stefan ...

Good challenge.

Pretty sure that's not just a wet look shirt on Nadal. It looks soaked now.

Raahh you're missing shots of Stefan........
Some amazing shots from nadal right now.

Rafa is hearing the words, 'Rog should retire' over and over in his head and is thinking of the irony of them right now... Bless his blistered self. Am quite enjoying this.

It does doesnt it? Wonder why he doesn't change?

He's superstitious about loads of stuff isn't he, maybe he has to wear it for a certain amount of time?

Who told Uncle Tony that shitty brown was a good colour for him?

Not looking so good for Rog at moment.

That was an amazing point.

Nevermind changing. He could do with a shower between the next change of ends.

Is this going to be a three setter?

Come on Roger.

Roger is looking tired now I think, more unforced errors.

No. Rog is going to fight back. He better. Else I will have to have a word.

Kinda hoping not threebats, not only do I not like federer but I need to go out by 12

Oh Lordie... I want a 5 set game. I will sulk.

Can we lower the net a bit for Rog? He seems to have forgotten how high it is.

Rafa may need to change his shirt and his jay cloth.

Do they ever change shorts on court? Am thinking there's a market for a changing tent type thing so they can shimmy out of them without having to go off court. There would have to be a lot of testing of such a product obviously.

I think we could manage without the changing tent thingy.