Have you got tissues for Corrie tonight?

[Lighthousekeeping]

Vera leaving the cobbles really made me blubbing. I'm not sure if Hayley's departure will make me feel the same?

Todd Bumface is such a little twerp.

Why was David being so mean to Maria? I thought they got on ok at the salon.

I don't like Eileen's hair either.

how come Maria could just walk in show home.

I don't like Eileen's hair either.

how come Maria could just walk in show home.

The only saving grace is we haven't had to see kahlee or nick for a few months. Thank god.*

You spoke to soon Baking.

Just got in. Missed both episodes tonight could somebody tell me if they are worth watching on iplayer or do I just go off to bed now?

Corrie is just shite right now!

The end.

Please god let Todd get his come-uppance soon and get that smug grin wiped off as smug face.

Corrie is really crap right now. I want:

Todd, Marcus, Maria, Fizz, Gary, Izzy, Steph, Sophie, homeless tramp girl, Tim, Lloyd, Lloyd's girlfriend and Lloyd's daughter to all die in some horrible accident.

This week.

No way would Marcus have let that happen at a show home - yet again, something totally out of character. And the estate agent wouldn't have just completely disappeared, she'd have been lurking in another room, even if they did say they wanted to go round by themselves.....

Bit of a big house for Maria to be looking at! Surely they'd only be able to afford a small two-up/two-down as a first-time buy, even with the parents' loan of a deposit......

I was however glad to see that Maria threw him out as soon as she found out - obviously a MNer.

That big house is on my sisters street and isn't really that big

How come they both still had their pants on while they were getting it on in the show home?

It's part of the No Cock Before 9 O'Clock policy (otherwise known as the watershed) Anne.

Monday night's Corrie is always the one with the strangest lines and silly situations. But Marcus and Todd heaving about on the floor of a show home was beyond ridiculous.

Todd's Hitler hairdo is ridiculous.

Omg I cannot actually believe how stupid that was. Having sex on the floor of a showroom with boxers on.

And surely once Marcus finds out Todd knew Maria was coming to the house and trapped him he'll have no interest.

Showhouse

Maria and Marcus really can't do drama. They were so wooden last night. Neither of them have very expressive faces.

Why would Marcus go to Todd's afterwards? If he wants to get back with Maria it's the last place he should have gone to.

Maria surely had money from when she was married before.

I hate it at the moment.

When's I've back?

Eh? Did you autocorrect Kev?

I assume Lighthouse means Kev! He's back Friday they said - I did laugh at Tyrone and his cupboard full of receipts.

Also, why would Maria have money from when she was married??

Wouldn't Maria have had some sort of life insurance payout after her husband died?

Does anyone know if Maddy is staying? I loathe her.

Not everyone has life insurance though do they?

What happened to the house Maria lived in with Liam? Is that Dev's house now?

Oh, there was talk of money after he died. I'm pretty sure they had property.

Yes, I meant Kev. Where's he gonna live then? As if I care. I also can't stand that down and out. I wished she'd wash her hair. I hate 80% of the cast at the moment. Love Liz Steve And Carla. Oh, and Diedres. Even Roy is getting on my tits.