Hotel inspector channel 5 now ! - mrs sparkle's kids hotel

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Extraordinary! just too bizzare!

Creepy ! and how much ??

UGH

I would feel the need to decontaminate after being there. Boak...........

she skanky

bet her skirting boards need attention

OMG! I'm glad I'm not the only one who's watching this.

Is Wacko Jacko single again? Cuz he and she need to hook up.

LOL Cod.................I thought that.

how did she get planning permission to do that to the front of a period property?

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did you see the meal as well?

arf!

Tacky and grubby -I'd rather sleep on the beach!

Run Forest Run.......

i wouldn't want to eat food coming out of that grotty kitchen.

or feed it to my kids.

worms in the basement ball pool - bleugh. How the hell woudl she be able to keep all the clutter dust free and clean. I wonder it passes basic hygiene and fire standards. It'll be gone by next summer anyway.

she doesn't strike me as the neatnick type.

lol at neat nick type.

Did anyone actually look her site up....?

If not - here it is:

Yum i'd like to send my child here... NOT!

And she has reduced her prices on the website, funny that as she was determined not to even at the end of the programme.

To me the place looked like it smelled and it looked sinister, like the type of place a paedophile would invent to attract kids. Not that I think that Mrs Sparkles is a paedophile, just a fantasist. Although she did look unhinged when she nearly hit the hotel inspector with the high chair

I felt that the hotel inspector realised immediately that there was no point in trying to improve the hotel as it was an unworkable prospect from the beginning.

From looking through the website it would appear that a LOT of the rooms have now been decorated properly and modernised and given some style!

She must have taken notice but was too proud to do anything on the show.

Silly woman - she does look like a classic Grotbags kind of witch.

I would never take children there or go myself - even with the make-over.

Who is Mrs Sparkle?

Oh, I get it. I thought you were talking about a mad mumsnetter troll.

Grotbags!! That is exactly who she is
That is the scariest website I have EVER seen, thanks for the link

Wasn't she scary. No way I would want to spend the night there - let alone with my DS. She has dropped her prices though - didn't look very clean to me.

Woah, the picture of Mrs Sparkles with the hairdryer that comes up under Special Facilities is, um, it does look a bit bondage, doesn't it?

Unless it's just me.

Looked like a dirty run down conversion.
Why anyone paid her prices I don't know!!!

Just looked at the website. It all looks really creepy. Children look a bit bewildered in the panto pictures.