X FACTOR- the FINAL thread. <sigh> Hang in there, people, it's nearly over.

[Raahh]

The Apathy Factor is living up to it's name.

I will not post spoilery bits here, as I got in trouble t'other year.

I am praying for Christmas songs. And even arse flashing trees.

We can do this.....

Well it's a good job no one gives a shit about the kaiser chiefs any more, then.

Aagh DH declares that I've been moaning sufficiently about this such that he can swich to Homelands. Fair dos really. Will be much more entertaining. Let me know who wins, all interest has waned to nil.

Oh FFS. Anyone else got Shitsinger having an orgasm with shampoo?

There is not enough wine in the world for this.

Toughen up ssd, if she threatens to beat you up just tell her you'll torch all the sunbed shops in Motherwell. That'll stop her in her orange tracks.

Classy advert Shitsinger. Real classy

Sch- classy.

Sch- knobhead.

Aye, his Maw is scarey right enough. But, she's also lovely with her "He's pure the best son in the world so he is.'

I know that Screw should be able to have it all- singing career (arenas, cruises whatever) AND a family life. But I don't see how it would work.
I'm not going to lose sleep over it but surely it can't work??

Say- I said at the beginning i think the kids are plants, for those with a shit sob story.

Why can't you have all on one page? What's special about this topic??

elton john is singing next, is he still alive or is someone working him from the back?

I am quite looking forward to Through he Christmas Keyhole
That's how bad this has got

Cowell must allocate a big slice of budget to buy the downloads it'll need to get either of those two to Number 1.

Do you actually know a single person that's ever bought the X factor winners song?

But I've got all on one page, and I still have... um.... all on one page....

Am I special??

Dannyfromthescript OUT
RickyfromtheChiefs IN

You might be special. I have all on one page and have two pages

I don't know anyone who has ever bought an X Factor single but to my shame I do know someone who bought TWO copies of Elton John's Diana in the Wind song.

Elton John really annoys me nowadays. His singing voice is totally different to how it was in the 70's and 80's.

Maryz- I'm joining you. I have moaned a lot on all my usual threads, because they are always long ones. Do they really want multiples of X Factor/Doctors/tennis threads? Really? It's stupid. But i feel compelled to start new ones before they reach 500.

I am too, Sue!

squoosh, murrawell is probably chock full of them

He's got 2 brothers though. Are they not pure the best sons too?

But Raahh where is Wee Jimmy's illegitimate child? His Nan? His great Nan? His longlost second cousin eighteen times removed?