X Factor- it's the FINAL this weekend! Three songs each, including a duet!

[Raahh]

I KNOW it is a little early, and most of the songs were leaked last week(and are on the last other thread) but I'm out tomorrow morning and cannot contain my excitement really

So here are the songs being sung on Saturday night.

Luke Friend
We Are Young by Fun
What Makes You Beautiful by Luke Friend
DUET: Anything Could Happen by and performed with Ellie Goudling

Nicholas McDonald
Candy by Robbie Williams
Angel by Sarah McLachlan
DUET: Flying Without Wings by Westlife and performed with Shane Filan

Sam Bailey
Edge Of Glory by Lady Gaga
Power Of Love by Jennifer Rush
DUET: Any I’m Telling You by Jennifer Hudson and performed with Nicole Scherzinger

Bizarrely, Sam is performing her duet with Nicole. Of course, a duet with Sharon would have been odder. Clearly, the producers need to keep Shitsinger busy, or else she will be at the desk mainlining shiitake mushrooms.

And no X Factor final is complete without a Wee Westshoiter, this time it's the turn of 'The Bankrupt One'

We're going to need wine.

I wish we still had the duffers. They would at least wear some pleather tabards and weird shorts and leggings combos, which might provide some entertainment.

So over this.

I only do it because I love you all.

Bum holes indeed.

We'll still watch it though.

And then be back for the Voice in January....

Maryz- nah. Not really. Not even a little bit

But these are my least favourite 2. Apart from Joan, and Meh. and ICBINB. And Sossidge,

I liked the Duffers. And the Merkins.

Poor Duffers.

Yawn
Thank god for Boff's bum story.

X factor tour:

Hull
Croydon
Barrow-in-Furness
Scarborough
Blackpool
Kilmarnock
Dunfermline
Rhyl

If I took either of my Nans TSSDNCOP, I'd clear the arena, they're both dead!

My granny's last gig was to see Englebert Humperdink. She's a goer, my Granny.

Who managed to book Bouncy for a cruise ship in the first place?

My dream final would have been Draggy, Crood and Duffers.

But we might have liked Joan more if they'd put her of a wrecking ball, raahh.

A duffers v merkins final would be what the stylists dream of.

At least tomorrow they'll bring back all the other contestants, so we'll get to see the Merkins again and laugh at the Duffers' pleather skirts

Oh XF-threaders. Didn't we almost have it all?
We used to be so funny. And now- look at us. Jaded. Beaten. Largely absent
O tempora! O mores!

Lol @ Bastards

And that will be the highlight of the 2 hours, say. Alas.

Yes, Joan doing a twee version of Wrecking ball might have saved her.

There had really, really better be FUCKING CHRISTMAS SONGS, or SO HELP ME!!

My love for you will never die though, Sue. Never. It may even withstand The Voice.

There must be Christmas songs. They've got 2 bloody hours to fill!

The thought of Joan licking a hammer is giving me the boak. I think Draggy should have got that song - reinforced wrecking ball obviously.

Right- tomorrow, people.

It will soon be over. We do deserve medals. And hard drugs.

Leona is on Wossy. I hope she has arse trees.

Oh Boffles. Yes, a meeting of twisted minds is one positive
I am taking L'Orange to put on my office wall. I fear others will not see the irony and I will be the subject of Gossip. But it is worth it for the lulz

Goodnight all. Until tomorrow.

Sigh.

You must take pic of your work station then, Sue. For us all