X Factor- it's the FINAL this weekend! Three songs each, including a duet!

[Raahh]

I KNOW it is a little early, and most of the songs were leaked last week(and are on the last other thread) but I'm out tomorrow morning and cannot contain my excitement really

So here are the songs being sung on Saturday night.

Luke Friend
We Are Young by Fun
What Makes You Beautiful by Luke Friend
DUET: Anything Could Happen by and performed with Ellie Goudling

Nicholas McDonald
Candy by Robbie Williams
Angel by Sarah McLachlan
DUET: Flying Without Wings by Westlife and performed with Shane Filan

Sam Bailey
Edge Of Glory by Lady Gaga
Power Of Love by Jennifer Rush
DUET: Any I’m Telling You by Jennifer Hudson and performed with Nicole Scherzinger

Bizarrely, Sam is performing her duet with Nicole. Of course, a duet with Sharon would have been odder. Clearly, the producers need to keep Shitsinger busy, or else she will be at the desk mainlining shiitake mushrooms.

And no X Factor final is complete without a Wee Westshoiter, this time it's the turn of 'The Bankrupt One'

We're going to need wine.

Brandan looks like he has issues with his fly.

I got ham but I'm not a hamster

There had better be Christmas songs tomorrow.

Bloody hell, blood out of a stone, there, Dermie!

Love the Tory conference balloons. I bet Gove is a Killers fan.

ok, so Brandon has nothing to say for himself
Thank God Dermot didn't ask who he thinks will win!

Say

Oh no! I'm not Gojng to be here tomorrow I'm gonna miss the final fling with u all!!

I'm full of cold and therefore a bit fick tonight.

Is there to be a result tonight? or mus we be subjected to more of this torture?

What's happening with the 3rd song??!

Is there more?

The Morrison's gingerbread man is the only decent singer all night.

You have to wonder what it is that's made the killers do this, since Brandon most definitely doesn't look like he's doing it voluntarily.

If not kidnap, there must be serious gossip and blackmail involved. Or they must have absolutely no money left.

I love his wee icing waistcoat.

Sod arse and bugger, EVERY time I see this Morries advert I spend the rest of the night singing 'See My Vest' in the style of Monty Burns

Me too, Noel
See my loafers? Former gophers.

Right- forewarning, there WILL be a new thread for tomorrow, cos this pages lark sucks eggs.

So there.

I assume we find out who isn't singing tomorrow and then await 2 more hours tomorrow night. Where the contestants will sing once each and there'll be even more filler than you'd think possible.

Raahh thankyou for knowing what I was talking about!

See My Vest- i love that episode.

This ad break is long!

See my vest, see my vest, made from real gorilla chest,
Feel this sweater, there's no better than authentic Irish setter.

Maybe the killers borrowed the tour money from some very dodgy people and it hasn't been as popular as they hoped. Brandon might be worrying about horses heads in his bed and such like.

Thanks Calam

I am so not filled with joy.

I can report that I took DD1 and my two DN to JLS matinee today and they appeared to have borrowed a fair few of Ruff Copy's clothes.

I'll bet my bottom dollar the Killers are flogging a greatest hits album. There's no other UK music TV show with as huge an audience as X Factor. Those boring sods are there voluntarily.