X Factor- it's the FINAL this weekend! Three songs each, including a duet!

[Raahh]

I KNOW it is a little early, and most of the songs were leaked last week(and are on the last other thread) but I'm out tomorrow morning and cannot contain my excitement really

So here are the songs being sung on Saturday night.

Luke Friend
We Are Young by Fun
What Makes You Beautiful by Luke Friend
DUET: Anything Could Happen by and performed with Ellie Goudling

Nicholas McDonald
Candy by Robbie Williams
Angel by Sarah McLachlan
DUET: Flying Without Wings by Westlife and performed with Shane Filan

Sam Bailey
Edge Of Glory by Lady Gaga
Power Of Love by Jennifer Rush
DUET: Any I’m Telling You by Jennifer Hudson and performed with Nicole Scherzinger

Bizarrely, Sam is performing her duet with Nicole. Of course, a duet with Sharon would have been odder. Clearly, the producers need to keep Shitsinger busy, or else she will be at the desk mainlining shiitake mushrooms.

And no X Factor final is complete without a Wee Westshoiter, this time it's the turn of 'The Bankrupt One'

We're going to need wine.

I like the drummer's beard.

I like the killers but they aren't very good on xfactor.

I wonder if Brandon's ever heard of Botox

Are we Dancer?
No. We are Rudolph.

Brandon looks much better when he's pale.

Primarily, I think, because she first misheard it as "Are we human, or are we hamsters?".

Do you think the singer thought he was going on Strictly so had a fake tan to fit in?
Anybody surprisedthat they are on X Factor?

Music for estate agents.

This is like the xfactor producers have kidnapped their families and are forcing them to perform. Or, at least, it very much looks like it.

Ahh, I'd like to be a reindeer.

I'm running out of wine.

I daren't do creepy wee brackets

I do like when XF tell you to like stuff, with the power of fire.

A&E X factor only allowed songs with expired copyright? It's like Radio 2 tonight.

hamsters

snort!!!

I had 31 Botox injections on Thursday, Noel (for migraines), I can no longer frown. It is most odd.

Are the Killers out of money?

That's a shame - it's the Snowman one.

If I voted, it would definitely make me vote for Nicholas.

Honestly, Brandon looks like a man very much fearing that they'll kill his dog or something.

Brandon needs some Nars powder on his phizzog.

He has been seriously tangoed!

Ahh, for one minute there, i thought the hairy gutar player was phiff,

It's amazing how much one man can sweat during two songs.

guitar

He looks pissed off, does Brandon

Look Wembley, look! You're having fun! There are BALLOONS!

And jelly'n'icecream there's no jelly or icecream

He does look like somebody has his loved ones at gunpoint it's very true.

I don't think I could watch this without frowning tbh