X Factor - British Song Book-The RESULTS! Who has the 'Apathy Factor' ?

[Raahh]

I hope ICBINB goes tonight.

Or Tamehra, just for fun.

Not looking forward to Miley.

[MaryMungoAndMidgies]

Waiting for wardrobe malfunction when her halter neck snaps on purpose

I give you bangerz

[AndHarry]

Why was Miley Cyrus dressed like Osama bin Laden hiding out in Tora Bora?

[SuePurblybilt]

I think she was going for '20s Egypt, with the staging and the look.
I got '80s Nativity though. Look! A Star! On the mound! Let us follow it!

[KeemaNaanAndCurryOn]

Wow. If she was being judged, someone would have pointed out that she kept on singing flat.

[Raahh]

And here's the album ad....

Bangers.

Fuckin' 'ell

[Gutted123]

That sounded awful. I bet if you were in the audience it would have been actually painful.

She's got a very unpleasant voice.

[KeemaNaanAndCurryOn]

Bangerz and car crash.

[ArbitraryUsername]

Ds2 did get through a lot of gold paint though. Maybe he was just pretending he was making the cardboard soft play and was actually constructing Miley's set in our kitchen.

And yes, bangerz.

[SuePurblybilt]

It's a matter of time before she turns into Pat Butcher, Bof. She's there with the hair and the shoulders. Slo-mo-morph.

[SayCoolNowSayWhip]

I thought she was just doing the whole fake walking down stairs thing that people do behind low walls.

[IorekByrnisonsArmour]

Maybe you could tweet her a pic of it Arb for her tour?

[Sieveoooplay]

She looksed nervous when she started her climb down.

[SuePurblybilt]

Bangerz like sausages, I choose to believe.
Sausagez

[Lorelilee]

Does 'Bangers' mean the same in the US as it means here then?

[honeybeeridiculous]

DS said she looks like the dinner lady at school

[MrsBramleyApple]

What song did Sam Bailey sing please?? I couldn't work it out from the little I heard tonight! I didn't watch last night!

[BOF]

Oh aye, Mary- the threads are my only reason for bothering. Over the years, we have built up a proper posse- I love you all

[ArbitraryUsername]

I always feel that Lindor have a hint of paint stripper flavour about them.

[CPtart]

Now 86!!!
I have Now 2 on cassette in the loft.

[YoureAllABunchOfBastards]

DS2 - who do you like the best on X Factor?
Me - none of them
DS2 - Yes, but who do you want to win?
Me- none of them
DS2 - Yes, but who is good?
Me- None of them
DS2 - Well, why are you watching it then?
Me - Good question...

[Sieveoooplay]

Like I said last night, can we donate Myleene.

[Raahh]

It was 'Something' by The Beatles. Even though it didn't sound like that. As Shitty said, it was like George harrison doing Celine Dion.

[ArbitraryUsername]

Hotpoint have been making that tumble drier for at least a decade. We've had it that long.

[SuePurblybilt]

MyKleen looks poorlysick. Is she poorlysick?