X Factor - British Song Book-The RESULTS! Who has the 'Apathy Factor' ?

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I hope ICBINB goes tonight.

Or Tamehra, just for fun.

Not looking forward to Miley.

Waiting for wardrobe malfunction when her halter neck snaps on purpose

I give you bangerz

Why was Miley Cyrus dressed like Osama bin Laden hiding out in Tora Bora?

I think she was going for '20s Egypt, with the staging and the look.
I got '80s Nativity though. Look! A Star! On the mound! Let us follow it!

Wow. If she was being judged, someone would have pointed out that she kept on singing flat.

And here's the album ad....

Bangers.

Fuckin' 'ell

That sounded awful. I bet if you were in the audience it would have been actually painful.

She's got a very unpleasant voice.

Bangerz and car crash.

Ds2 did get through a lot of gold paint though. Maybe he was just pretending he was making the cardboard soft play and was actually constructing Miley's set in our kitchen.

And yes, bangerz.

It's a matter of time before she turns into Pat Butcher, Bof. She's there with the hair and the shoulders. Slo-mo-morph.

I thought she was just doing the whole fake walking down stairs thing that people do behind low walls.

Maybe you could tweet her a pic of it Arb for her tour?

She looksed nervous when she started her climb down.

Bangerz like sausages, I choose to believe.
Sausagez

Does 'Bangers' mean the same in the US as it means here then?

DS said she looks like the dinner lady at school

What song did Sam Bailey sing please?? I couldn't work it out from the little I heard tonight! I didn't watch last night!

Oh aye, Mary- the threads are my only reason for bothering. Over the years, we have built up a proper posse- I love you all

I always feel that Lindor have a hint of paint stripper flavour about them.

Now 86!!!
I have Now 2 on cassette in the loft.

DS2 - who do you like the best on X Factor?
Me - none of them
DS2 - Yes, but who do you want to win?
Me- none of them
DS2 - Yes, but who is good?
Me- None of them
DS2 - Well, why are you watching it then?
Me - Good question...

Like I said last night, can we donate Myleene.

It was 'Something' by The Beatles. Even though it didn't sound like that. As Shitty said, it was like George harrison doing Celine Dion.

Hotpoint have been making that tumble drier for at least a decade. We've had it that long.

MyKleen looks poorlysick. Is she poorlysick?