X Factor - British Song Book-The RESULTS! Who has the 'Apathy Factor' ?

[Raahh]

I hope ICBINB goes tonight.

Or Tamehra, just for fun.

Not looking forward to Miley.

I think the duffers should win too. I don't like loose screw either, for the same reasons. It's nothing to do with her age (most of the music I listen to is made by people over 30); it's that she's just so completely out of date.

Miley is crap. At least she has some clothes on though.

Its in a box, like one of those things you keep worms in.

I think Miley needs a wee.

She cannot sing live

Is she wearing shoulder pads...under her skin

It is amusing me muchly, the Mound. It's very School Play Prop, innit?
Someone's been at that ALL DAY with the poster paints.

Has she still got her curlers in.

That is an awesomely bad set. It's almost distracting me from the fact she's wearing 100% more clothes than usual, and that's distracting me from the screech-bat nature of her singing.

The turban hat accentuates the roundness of her face. It wasn't a great idea.

Does she really need to shout

I've got one of those turbans from Primark,when you have wet hair. They are v useful!

The jewels on the turban keep hitting her in the face when she gets shouty.

She didn't think it through, that dress.No good at all for poo-squatting
She's making some not v nice noises. Maybe she's cross.

I love X factor threads. In one weekend we have had architrave and diaestema.

It's an education.

When she started I thought she'd just come out of the shower and didn't have time to dress.

Is that wee squatting then?

Nicole is jigging away. She'd annoy me!

Nicole is jigging away. She'd annoy me!

DS2 (4) has spent most of the day making a model of a soft play. It looks more convincing than that mound.

I never thought I'd say this but I really miss Hannah Montana!

Was she sleep walking?

How boring. She ain't all that with her clothes on really. Although to be fair, they are shit clothes.

She has a very deep voice.

'Bangers' tour

Is Gok supporting her?