X Factor - British Song Book-The RESULTS! Who has the 'Apathy Factor' ?

[Raahh]

I hope ICBINB goes tonight.

Or Tamehra, just for fun.

Not looking forward to Miley.

Maybe Miley will borrow Taylor's black polo neck and balaclava

and not actually sing

Signing in.

Can we vote Miley Showoff off?

Violet- oh blimey, yes.

Bazza is singing.

Fabbo.

DH just said 'I hope Shitsinger's wearing..... Something. Tonight'

It was hilarious.

Abi Alton Joan Lewis

Sam Bailey Loose Screw

Hannah Barrett - Sausage Droll Greggsorcist

Sam Callahan I Can’t Believe it’s not Bieber (ICBINB)

Tamera Foster Ta-MEH-rah

Luke Friend - Mowgli/Crood/Sideshow Bob/Swampy/KimberleyDoesn’tWash/Max Wall/The Wee Barra

Kingsland Road - The Merkins

Nicholas McDonald Wee Jimmy Wanky or Pob or Wee Barra

Miss Dynamix Preggaz’n’Peng MissDirection

Rough Copy The Duffers Duff Copy Woof Copy Bun Loving Criminals Snuff Copy Bail Bros Rough Criminals Refused Entry

Lorna Simpson Yawna or Voldemort

Shelley Smith Draggy Nanfucker

I would so much rather see Louis and Sharon perform.

Evening all

Bolding fail again. Sigh

I say Sossidge and La Meh in the bottom two

BOOO to Bazza flogging that gawdawful Macca-Cuntry-Lite song of his. BOOOO to Miley Yawnsome
Just BOOOOO all round really

Loose Screw slagged Miley off in the tabloids today. Allegedly of course.

Shitty is walking like Morticia

Good to see you're fully in the spirt of this thread this series, sue.

Boo!

Did Shitty just drop her stash?

I have explained my issues with BlahBlah's 'do what you want with my body' performance to DD. She is leading a playground campaign to change the lyric to 'do what you want with my XXXXX' - insert to taste. Current front-runners include 'sandwich', 'moshi monster' and 'scooter'.
Try it, it's catchy

Aye, definitely Sossidge in the bottom. I think Loose Screw isn't safe though - who is voting for her?

Yy AU. BOOOOOOOO

Ooo, the group mime. My fave. And a Take that one.

Shit. Tartan pleather?

Gazza's showcasing his new style tonight.

Bumford and Sons

Hahahahahahaha at ICBINB. That was bad even by his standards.
Nevermind. Butlins will still have him.

Yes, we all definitely all have the Apathy Factor.

Oh lovely- Bazza looks so happy they are killing miming to his song.

That hat looks like the instruction picture for a condom. Where you have to leave the pinch bit.

Seems apt as a cock is wearing it.

What have the stylists got tamehra in?

My ears hurt!

It looks so much like a nappy it's not funny.