X FACTOR- 2/11/13- it's D.I.S.C.O week!! Let's boogie!

[Raahh]

I have to go out tonight .

So here is the list of spoilers- and it looks like we guessed most of them on the other thread

Abi Alton – I Will Survive

Hannah Barrett – Somebody Else’s Guy

Kingsland Road – Blame It On The Boogie

Luke Friend – Play That Funky Music

Nicholas McDonald – Rock With You

Rough Copy – September

Sam Bailey – No More Tears (Enough Is Enough)

Sam Callahan – Relight My Fire

Tamera Foster – Wishing On A Star

Bit cruel to give Joan 'I will survive' when she probably won't.

Isn't 'no more tears' a duet?

Doesn't someone do 'Re-light my fire' every year?

And I'm going to miss it

So, I expect inciteful, pithy commentary in my absence.
And bitching.

I am trying to catch up this morning, but I really need to get organised. Ds goes to China on Tuesday, and I am in denial and haven't even started the packing. I really should get off my arse on with it.

But I will just watch a bit whilst everyone ele is occupied...

not the best start- Dermy and dancing girls.

And Shitsinger has come as Donna Summer.

They are mixing things up this week- why is the guest on on a Saturday?

It will just show up how shit the contestants are at Disco, surely?

First thought- Luke was dull, and looked grubbier than usual.
and someone has stole the Merkins' socks. That was how good they were- all I could focus the socks, or lack of.

Right. Will be back.

Oh my days!!! Just catching up!!! What has that boy
Done to relight my fire !!!

DH and I watched the whole thing in under 45 minutes. Pretty much just watched the comments. Thank God for Sky Plus and fast forwarding

There was an article on digital spy this morning stating that Nicole was absolutely NOT drunk.

Haha.

Since when did Gloria gaynor just have her song play with a piano !! Ffs

It's hideous isn't it Thistle? How anyone can allow that to be done to Gloria Gaynor is sacrilege....

Hahahahahaha @ shit singer saying we gonna rock at the disco but not that way because your twelve

Oh dear Hannah looks like a Xmas cracker !!

Could someone please teach Barry how to pronounce "performance" and "performer"?

Surely at least one person on the show has noticed? It annoys me.

Sam Bailey was amaze bobs !!!

Ok, do I even bother with this this afternoon?

Right- Raahh's X Factor. re-cap part 2.

Tamehra's hair is getting bigger by the week. How did her and Shitty fitinthe same room?

Very disappointed in the absence of fire during ICBINB's performance. Wtf has it to do with boxing? It was very dull Saturday night karaoke, and Shazza was talking bollocks.

This is great- I have discovered you only need to see 30 seconds of each performance to get the gist. And the judges always talk rubbish. So, I can watch the whole thing in15 minutes

Duff copy were wearing low crotch pleather. With sparkles. It was off putting.

ooh- Joan. This going to be the opposite of Disco,isn't it?

This doesn't make me want to survive.

I can't decide whether I like it or not. It's missing roller skates , though.

Actually, it's reminding me of the covers album Tori Amos did. Not as good, obviously.

Wee Barra seems tohave mistaken Disco for 'Bay City Rollers' Week. What is he wearing??

And why do they always have him on stage with scantilly clad laydeez.

ROLLER SKATES!!

Maryz for making me look less pathetic.

oh Shitty. You've gone all American drawl-y.

oh look, it's sausage's turn to dress up as Ursula.

and ooh, no-one has ever done this song before, oh no. ...

I'm up to glittery fishtail. She's sparkly.