X FACTOR- 2/11/13- it's D.I.S.C.O week!! Let's boogie!

[Raahh]

I have to go out tonight .

So here is the list of spoilers- and it looks like we guessed most of them on the other thread

Abi Alton – I Will Survive

Hannah Barrett – Somebody Else’s Guy

Kingsland Road – Blame It On The Boogie

Luke Friend – Play That Funky Music

Nicholas McDonald – Rock With You

Rough Copy – September

Sam Bailey – No More Tears (Enough Is Enough)

Sam Callahan – Relight My Fire

Tamera Foster – Wishing On A Star

Bit cruel to give Joan 'I will survive' when she probably won't.

Isn't 'no more tears' a duet?

Doesn't someone do 'Re-light my fire' every year?

And I'm going to miss it

So, I expect inciteful, pithy commentary in my absence.
And bitching.

So far this evening I have learned that bits of Sharon's face have fallen off and been hastily reapplied, Nicole is on the marching powder, Gary is, indeed an arsehat and Louis has turned into the pissed old man on the Fast Show.

God, I've missed this.

Bottom two predictions?

Luke and somebody?

dont put me through the cringe dancers again

I think the Merkins and ICBINB.

Luke and Sam Callahan?

Raah, if you're reading this before watching, I really wouldn't bother. Recreate the experience by pressing on your eyelids until the colourdy lights come, and squealing to yourself in an unconvincing falsetto. Job done.

Ah now is the time to vote which I never do, but still whinge when people I think are crap get through.

Sam C and Abi.

Luke and Nicholas for the bottom two please

See y'all tomorrow night

ICBINB and the Merkins I think. Unless the tabloids have done a real hatchet job on Tamehra.

Why are they back?? What's going on!!!!

Well that was weird.

Ladybegle has described every timr I bave ever watched x factor in one sentence

Ehh??

Dont they normally announce the bottom person?

I forgot about that and just remembered it again

Oh well.

Is there no flash vote?

Why have they got rid of the flash vote? Do you think people have been saying it's not fair that one contestant gets 24hours to prepare and the other only gets 2 minutes?

Im a celeb advert excites me

ICBINB and the Merkins for me - I reckon Joan has done enough to pull in some votes from the half wits who think she 'made the song her own'

More likely they've realised that if everyone thinks the flash vote loser is rubbish and should leave they stop voting for anyone else as they think their faves are safe.

Assumed the flash vote was so we'd get to bypass Louis being fucking mental or terminally indecisive.

Abi to go.
I've so had enough of her.