X FACTOR- 2/11/13- it's D.I.S.C.O week!! Let's boogie!

[Raahh]

I have to go out tonight .

So here is the list of spoilers- and it looks like we guessed most of them on the other thread

Abi Alton – I Will Survive

Hannah Barrett – Somebody Else’s Guy

Kingsland Road – Blame It On The Boogie

Luke Friend – Play That Funky Music

Nicholas McDonald – Rock With You

Rough Copy – September

Sam Bailey – No More Tears (Enough Is Enough)

Sam Callahan – Relight My Fire

Tamera Foster – Wishing On A Star

Bit cruel to give Joan 'I will survive' when she probably won't.

Isn't 'no more tears' a duet?

Doesn't someone do 'Re-light my fire' every year?

And I'm going to miss it

So, I expect inciteful, pithy commentary in my absence.
And bitching.

In fact- they boughta lot of the glittery fabric and just stuck itall over everything.

LooseScrew giving it her very best 'Saturday night at the Captain's table ' cruise ship performance.

And it's meant to be a duet.

She looks like she is wearing the Diana Vickers 'Studio 54, what's that then?' jumpsuit from that advert. With added panels.

So- there's no flash vote, and no explanation? And I watched the whole thing in minutes

(this means I will have to do some packing).

Back later for the results

I think ihave to agree- Joan looked like she has admitted defeat.

And ICBINB was just extremely dull.Not being Bieber can only get a person so far in life.

But the Merkins were quite rubbish too- but i think they will be safe.

ooooh, the bloke from Snow patrol. I like him.

Taylor Swift, not so much.

right....off to sort stuff out.

Pithy like an ORANGE, baby. YEAH.

Calamity - does he say preformers? What does Bazza do wrong?

I think we might just manage to stick to this one(unless I go ff na one-woman waffle fest).

Depends if folks think the thread is slow, I guess.

This thread and it's predecessors are infinitely more entertaining than the programme.

But to be fair the same is true of the apprentice, and downton is touch and go

Praformer.
Praformance.
Prat.

.....although I still would.
I'd praform on him. Oh yes.

Right here we go, I'm home alone with a large bag of Phileas fogg cheese and New York deli relish bubble chips don't cha know which I shall only eat half of bring on the "singing"

Were we actually told why there was no flash vote?

Are they going to do a Hallowe'en mimed group song? Like Thriller or summat really unexpected?

Evening all!

I was watching some shit TV this morning, they pointed this out! At the end of KIngsland rd last night Dermmie picked his nose and was rolling it in his fingers as he was showing them off!

Cool- even though I skimmed through it all at breakneck speed, I don't recall them saying why the flash vote didn't happen.

Don't think we were told about the flash vote, maybe they think we won't notice! Little mix, yay

Same with the whizzing through. Have they just realised what a complete waste of time it is?

But what will they do if there's no deadlock???

DS1's friend who is a massive Wandies fan was in the audience last night, he was seen on screen clapping along to Sam Callahan. DS1 hates the XFactor, as do most of the rest of his mates, so the friend has been getting a ribbing on Twitter!

Evening all. I hear they were mostly shit last night, but it should be Joan and not beiber in the song off if there's any justice.

I feel crap so I'm dosed up on a billion different medications and have no wine. Hopefully the fuzzy head feeling will dull the pain of xfactor. I never wanted to hear from little mix again.