X FACTOR- the new thread for the SUNDAY JUDGES' HOUSES show

[Raahh]

cos I'm a bit tipsy and might forget tomorrow.

I've visited Middlesbrough, very briefly. I even considered applying for a job at the university. But didn't.

It's nicer than Sunderland.

Jumping ship to downton

Laters

Ooooh check this -

A new voting system is being introduced in the live shows which means that the act with the fewest votes after 10 minutes will be put into a sing-off with another act after a flash vote.

I've just seen Olly Murs bum by accident. [sick face]

I've tried Middlesbro. I still have the scars.

it's nicer than Sunderland - the very definition of damning with faint praise!

I bet they don't do a wildcard this year, after all look what happened last year we got Nanfucker

My iPad still predicts Nanfucker!

Maryz, James Arthur won.

James Arthur won Maryz. The one who looked like a baby with sheep's teeth!

James Arthur was from Middlesborough, too.

I lived in Middlesbrough for three years, quite liked it.

Like an old Nicolas actually. You know it's coming.

Oooooooh ladies, look! It's only Joseph in the buff!

He thinks he should have stayed in "for the older ladies!"

Kazeems visa problem is appparantly an identity problem not a criminal record. Whatever that means?

here

I assumed that Kingsland Road were from Dalston but that didn't look like Dalston!
James Arthur, har har. Doesn't anyone "up there" know what a J Arthur is?!!

ewwwww- put it away Jospeh, .

or even Joseph.

Will have sobered up by next week.

Baby with sheep's teeth? You're a genius LittleMiss