X FACTOR- the new thread for the SUNDAY JUDGES' HOUSES show

[Raahh]

cos I'm a bit tipsy and might forget tomorrow.

How old is this one?

Beats me Raahh. MIL is a cleaner and she seems happy enough with her job. Loves some of her clients

Is this Hat Girl? Can't tell without the headwear

SHES SIXTEEN?

Seriously?

I think she's hoping to upgrade her career through this. To... The tills at waitrose.

Oh look big fakey suspense

Is this the girl from Gravesend?

It is rained on hat girl.

She is young! hurrah!

Was shitsinger just putting on an english accent?

Shiity needs a few minutes to take something re-charge.

So Shitsinger is basically asking them to beg?

Please now spill misery lit style takes of woe for the benefit of the camera

Mike it was a bit Dick Van Dyke.

Is she called Tamara or Timeera?

Hat girl!
Now Braids girl, surely?

Here are the filler shots - more crying in the gazebo.

So it's between Melaine and Hannah?

Right- so that's RebeccaFergusonClone (need to work on that) and FeyPixieClaw.

She's gonna be a handful - Diva in training!

That was the least sincere conversation I have ever heard

It'll be Hannah

Not Melanie, please God.