X FACTOR- the new thread for the SUNDAY JUDGES' HOUSES show

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cos I'm a bit tipsy and might forget tomorrow.

I feel a bit sorry for Melaine. The amount of coverage they have given her must have given her some false hope.

The live show will require plastic sheeting on the stage to channel all of the tears.

Which one is Nicholas?

I've never watched this stage of the show before. Is it always this frigging mad?

I love Nicole. Why don't fat people lose weight,if winning means 'everything' to them? Otherwise just go on Britains got talent.

What fresh hell is this?

I've had enough. I'm off to do the ironing.

To re-cap- Gary isn't arsed about winning, Shitty has been the winning judge, but has forgotten that is the aim of the show.

chub you're in for a treat after the ads.

New section: The Homecoming

Chanel you are a bad bad person.

ARF

Ah. The kid with the back eye from Motherwell.

I don't think Nicholas will win.

We once went on a school geography file trip to Motherwell. It was crap.

I'm only here waiting for downton to start but I knew combined with this thread it would be hilaire

Dermots so nice because he gets to go to all 4 places, sit on a deckchair and drink mohitos whilst the wailing and sobfesting is going on.

Smarter than the average bear our Dermot.

Field trip

F I were jade I would apply every year, so far she has had 2 free holidays out of it

Ok Joanna Lumley doing Game of Thrones is the best thing I've seen tonight.

I bet there'll be a wildcard or something.

They've always done the Homecoming bit though- it's great seeing the rejects have to fly all the way home from Antigua, knowing they are shit

Or Australia. Being one of Dannii's rejects must have really sucked.

Say- I was just thinking the same.