Downton Abbey anyone

[CMP69]

Or am I just an old gimmer with a period drama fetish

The teaser trailer does indeed hint that Branson and the younger and prettier nanny get on very well.

I think Edna will be more restrained this time and won't renew her advances on Branson or at least if she does then it will be subtle. She will cause trouble in other ways.

I predict there will be no new nanny because Lady Mary will become the Perfect Mother, now she's unzombied.

And Lady Whatsit who came to lunch with Violet will make Violet's butler an offer he can't refuse, and Molesley will buttle for V instead.

Sorted.

BOF that was awesome!!

Wasn't it?

"I want to see you two kiss right here in front of me. With tongues."

Lady Mary still wouldn't do the boring bits of motherhood, that would be weird. There must be a nanny.

Pamuk just did some rudes with Mary but it wasn't bumsex. As if you would agree to bumsex if you were an actual total virgin who hadn't even had a snog before!

BOF, those are great, especially the first one.

"Mo money, mo quandaries"

Oh yesican see Mosley working for Violet.

Maybe Edith's boyfriend will bump off alleged mad wife in style of Mr Bates

WRF to the bumsex .In them days NO ONE told the girls about ANYTHING about sex or babies pregnancy etc. So IMO Mary would've agreed because she wouldn't have known any different IYSWIM!!

Thinking about all that happened would've been enough to put a person off sex forever!!

Maybe Mr bates will take on the contract?

Mary would have agreed to let a man put his penis up her bum because she didn't know what sex was about? I'm pretty sure she would have knows that penises don't generally go up bums as a matter of course. If you were a 19 year old virgin in 1912 and a sexy fellow said 'here just let me put this big erect cock in your bottom hole' you would just think ok? No way! He was talking about oral/hand jobs not bumsex.

I'm going to rename Mr Pamuk as Mr Bum-muck.

at squoosh

So much for not re-igniting that debate then...

But ethic he had his heart attack in a classic on top position didn't he? Admittedly probably not a classic bumsex position but as it's not my thing i don't know (sorry TMI) She was also in lust with him and would've done anything IMO

he was lying on his front so it had to be bumsex?! Nooooo. They were doing rude touchings, that's all. Thy bumsex theory is sooooooo silly.

I've only seen that episode once, I'm going to have to re-watch and give it a proper appraisal, finger at the ready on the pause button.

Didn't she say something to Mary like "he was just lying there and then he cried out and he-"

So it was either afterwards or she was giving him a BJ. I go with rudey touchings/ oral.

Chub How could she have been giving him a BJ in the classic position unless she was blowing into his mouth? even I know that's not right! Poss. rudey touchings but he'd have to guide her wouldn't he? still difficult in that position.

things you lot ruminate on. Well only thing I thought when I watched it was that they were Doing It the conventional way but he was not going to ejaculate which would make sense as the exertion may have done him in. (still unlikely IMO)

I know he said she would still be a virgin afterwards but I don't see it.

Is it just me or is this just another way for mners to slip in (no pun intended) some more anal sex humour that seems to be ubiquitous these days on the boards?

I assumed he'd ended up in that position because shed tried to move him or revive him in some way. She'd already tried to move the body herself hadn't she?

It's a great episode and the one when Cora tells granny about it is even better. I have to watch series 1 again it's ace

NOT bum sex. Defo not.

She said "won't it hurt? Is it safe?"

And he said "trust me".

And then telling Anna about it she said she had already tried to move him.