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X FACTOR- 21/22nd September- It's the last of the auditions!

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Raahh · 21/09/2013 14:23

Yep, even though we have only seen about a dozen acts, it's the last weekend of the auditions.

The last time in the ROOM and the ARENA, where allegedly, there are 4000 people.

Apparently this week's highlights include a bunch of pensioners- aged between 68-94Shock and some rocker bloke who failed last year.

Grin
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SuePurblybilt · 21/09/2013 20:29

Good Lord above but this thread aint what it used to be Grin
We're not supposed to like them, you know.

littlemisswise · 21/09/2013 20:29

Oh Fuck, Martine's gone bankrupt. Must buy the Sun tomorrow, not!

Raahh · 21/09/2013 20:30

Sue- I didn't like him. Can I stay?Grin

Wtf has Louis done to his eyes then?

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StillaNortherner · 21/09/2013 20:30

What a shit line!

SuePurblybilt · 21/09/2013 20:30

Green Boots! Straight to the top of my list.

StillaNortherner · 21/09/2013 20:30

Pass me the sick bucket please

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 21/09/2013 20:30

Sorry, was that Green Boot???

TSSDNCOP · 21/09/2013 20:30

BUCKET!!!!!!!!

Raahh · 21/09/2013 20:31

Martine's been bankrupt a while.

OMG.

OMG.

These two are GOLD!

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HoneyDragon · 21/09/2013 20:31

Is there anything more sickening than nerds in love?

littlemisswise · 21/09/2013 20:31

I'm going to spew!

SuePurblybilt · 21/09/2013 20:31

JoS Juniors

HoneyDragon · 21/09/2013 20:31

Kill them kill them kill them

VivaLeThrustBadger · 21/09/2013 20:31

They will be shit.

SauvignonBlanche · 21/09/2013 20:31

Eurghhh!

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 21/09/2013 20:31

Has she hypnotised him or something

Raahh · 21/09/2013 20:31

What's your name?
'we're a couple'

is that an answer?

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HoneyDragon · 21/09/2013 20:31

Barry better have a shotgun under that desk

squoosh · 21/09/2013 20:31

My sitting room is dripping in vomit.

Raahh · 21/09/2013 20:32

I want to

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Vivacia · 21/09/2013 20:32

Bleurgh

InkleWinkle · 21/09/2013 20:32

Littlemiss-there was a thread this week about what happens to celebs when they're 'finished'
I think they're all in The Sun tomorrow.

TSSDNCOP · 21/09/2013 20:32

I'm actually making sick noises.

I am alone in my house making sick noises.

VivaLeThrustBadger · 21/09/2013 20:32

Told you.

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 21/09/2013 20:32

In hysterics at 'like chocolate in a microwave'

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