X FACTOR- 21/22nd September- It's the last of the auditions!

[Raahh]

Yep, even though we have only seen about a dozen acts, it's the last weekend of the auditions.

The last time in the ROOM and the ARENA, where allegedly, there are 4000 people.

Apparently this week's highlights include a bunch of pensioners- aged between 68-94 and some rocker bloke who failed last year.

Oh dear, no chance

Olly Murrs minion

Even the kid thinks he stinks

Keep him away from Shazza's glass.
Daddy's crap BTW.

Karaoke! He's decent though

Ooooh I would!

Cringe!!

He's a bit shit, but I have a sudden need to dig out my Bon Jovi tapes

Ooh, shouty, screechy, forced.

Crap.

Next.

He did get better at the end there. He's got something, I reckon.

This is painful. He needs to suck on a Fisherman's Friend.

Ugh you bloody heathens saying hes crap, better than most the shit they trot out.

Are they drugging the judges?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllwaysssssssssssssssssss

Four yes's?

Ezio being less shit than a lot of shit isn't a great score on the Shitometer though.

Sadly, I don't need to dig out my tapes as Bon JOvi is on in this house ALL THE TIME.

We are not cool.

I don't care.

Well, if he thought it was fixed last year, putting him through on the basis of that, proves it really.

Ezio, he's no Ezio, put it that way. It's acceptable to rasp through a song after a two-hour gig, but not immediately.

Who's got the trots?

It is bad enough that I am sat on a blue leather chair without Sharon wearing it

I welled up when the Kian said he was proud of Daddy!

Me Sue!

I don't like returnees. On principle.

More Buble in the ads! it's Buble week!

I liked the tone of his voice, actually. Some problems in the upper register/head voice (which is an issue for a rocker) but with the right guidance...