X FACTOR- 21/22nd September- It's the last of the auditions!

[Raahh]

Yep, even though we have only seen about a dozen acts, it's the last weekend of the auditions.

The last time in the ROOM and the ARENA, where allegedly, there are 4000 people.

Apparently this week's highlights include a bunch of pensioners- aged between 68-94 and some rocker bloke who failed last year.

Me too, Noel

Fuck, I was funny.

Noel- it's crap, isn't it. all that wit, gone to waste.

Honeydragon, don't forget.....

• Miley Cyrus...... ashamed of typing that-

he'd better go in the groups
One man and his eyebrows. it's a trio.

Looks like he's swallowed Peter Andre.

If this is a singing competition, surely he has won

Miley Cyrus and her big wrecking ball

Well Miley touches EVERYTHING the hussy

Ok, he has a good voice and stage presence. But it was a tad dull.

WHERE'S BUNBOY?!

He is just lovely

It's like someone ate Robbie Williams

Oh yeah thanks MN, you let that one go through

Say cease with the sick making now.

That list doesn't so much stroke as grope and pull. Yer reject dude then just gently fluttered.

They may ask him to split from his eyebrows because there is no chemistry.

He is this year's Jar of Farts boy,

(Weirdly my autocorrect changes that to Jar of Garys)

Poor Miley, she's on the Britney train to Self destruct.

No, you know who he ate? Noel from Hear''''Say.

And BOF got there waaay before me with the joke anyways

Where are the oldies???

Old school soul. Blimey something original from Louis. Oh no he's spoiled it with a "you deserve it'.

Are they spinning out Eyebrows or are we done?
I have tea to make, pre-Downton

They'll save the oldies until last.

Oooh Downton. Is there a thread?

"Thanks you've been a nice audience!"

Stop gushing Barry

Or maybe not...
Perhaps they've all died?