Wtaf is going on with eastenders??

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I know it's been shit for ages but its just dire atm. I'm a bit behind and stopped watching when bunhead Lauren was getting drunk. Switched back on and she's back from rehab. Was her rehab in the Maldives? I'm sick to the back teeth of her and joey. What a mockery they've made of teen drinking showing her recovered. She's a terrible actress.

Lucy is weird and for an eastender she's got a v posh accent. As has bobby. And Dennis. And Sharon.

And I really don't like how every victim of sexual abuse is portrayed as promiscuous. In one episode we see Kat dragging a guy into an alley for a quickie and Whitney getting into a car with strange men. Not every child victim is like kat and bloody Whitney. Utter tosh. I need another long break from it. I only came back to it cos corrie is terrible these days.

Pmsl soup

Carl is so dastardly

Max is a prat to have risen to his baiting so many times, though.

I didn't bother to watch the crash episode. It's not like it's difficult to catch up if you miss a few episodes, I find.

is it just me or is that copper carl's identical twin?

Catching ip on episodes and don't really know why's going on with Phil/Carl/Kirsty/Max. And furthermore, I don't really care.

WTF is going in with Lola's tan? Just watched her storming out of the Arches and she is ridiculously tanned. I know she works in the salon but even with staff rates, how does she afford it???

Why is she so tanned?! I agree!

she seems to get spray tanned every few weeks or so,looks very tanned prob needs to wash it off after filming and then fades over time

tho sure i saw a cock up the other day, she came back from car/money trip and so so colour, next shot she was very tanned going somewhere in the square, then next shot think in the salon she was palleish - ie they record inside bits then outside bits and put together - tut tut

god i am so sad to notice this

drinks more wine :)

Where has Bianca gone please? Thanks.

Bianca has gone to college/ some course to learn how to be a clothes designer. Apparently shes always wanted to be one

She will be there for 6 weeks and then come back fully qualified!!

I have no idea why I clicked on this as I gave up EE a few years ago, but didn't Bianca go off to do fashion at college back in the day when she first left?

Yeah she did. Did she finish it though? Anyway, it's the same college apparent, same course etc. and just so happened to have spaces available to start the very next day. How convenient!

Is Bianca in RL (can't recall her name) off screen for a reason. It seemed very sudden and she's not preggers this time!

Residential course, in clothes design, for six weeks She'll be qualified then? Hmm

< Though I do know you have to suspend disbelief a fair bit to watch EE nowadays>

Ha ha, yes, she'll be uber qualified and will be knocking out amazing designs for t'market stall. How she'll manage that when running the stall, and bringing up her 257 children, god only knows. But in soapland, ANYTHING is possible!

Has anyone noticed that Sam cant look down? He always bends at the knees rather than tilt his head forwards. Really annoys me but not as much as Sharon's wide eyes every second sentence or Lucy's flared nostril angry face!

Is Sam the teachers ex? He gives me the creeps. Dunno why, I just feel he's a bad'un.

Sam is Ava's ex - dexters dad who left him
As a baby

But now wants to play happy families and Ava just forgave him - like they do in soaps !!!!

She left her plummy headmistress job miles away - tho lives in a shitty area to move to Albert square and work in a play scheme in holidays

yes he gives me the creeps too! I think there'll be something dodgy about why he suddenly turned up again.

I wonder how Sam found them after 20 years and joe come Ava ended up living in the neighbouring council estate to her mum and tanya?? Such coincidences!!!
The return of Ronnie storyline is beyond ridiculous too - as if she would be released to live in the same place as the baby she stole!!!!

I agree kaluki. I wonder how a soap would run if it were committed to sticking to current legislation, incomes etc. I bet they could still make it more exciting than this bollocks that's on EE at the minute.

Don't get me started!!!
I'd love to know how Max and Tanya could afford that great big house by running a poxy car lot and a salon. They were almost bancrupt a while back and then suddenly they were loaded again. Then Tanya buggers off and sells Booty in no time at all leaving Max and Kirsty to pay for the house from just the income from the car lot (which never seems to sell any cars) and Kirsty's bar job.
And where on earth does all Phil Mitchell's money come from - its like a never ending supply!

I'd love to live on Albert Square - have a shitty little market stall and be able to live in a great big town house and drink in the pub everyday and night.

yes!! phil who never sets foot in the garage other than to empty the cash box always has massive wads of cash and can pay shirleys rent for months on end! how?

And why is R&R only open in the daylight hours?

They go in, have a good old dance, get pissed and stumble out and its still afternoon outside?