Currying favour with Sir Allan The Apprentice thread

[Allthingspretty]

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urralun thought that joke up in the loo this morning and he was bloody well going to get it in there

Sack the lot alan

<a class="break-all" href="http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/e1jA.K8q8szOHpbi4.QHjg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/omg/2013-05-07/6ac5287f-2803-4449-802f-063d59cf0b9d_apprentice-luisa-zissman-kissing-girl-topless-naked-jordan-poulton-dating.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">And here is another reason to kill her...

Bleeeee. Always one eye on the camera.

Go for the treble.

Bleurgh

Do it Alan. Triple sacking.

myles will survive

He is Not Neckbeard, Beer. And that is enough.

Bleurgh.

Is it Leah that keeps crying?

Ah be fair, his hairstyle's a bit pointy Beer

go surrralun

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I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world...

You are all SO HARSH

Also Surralun is very close to calling him a young pup.

Don't shout at the man

I've never coaxed money out of someone by having a go

OliviaYouCannotBSurprised

Oh now, that last one. No.

I honestly don:t think what Louisa does in.her private life is really anything to do with her performance on the programme. I dont see the point on commenting on it.

Why do they always call it a fucking process? I'm sick of hearing that word.

Bof - you've made me ill with those Wabbit photos.

Leah is so scary - she's telling Shugs off.