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EASTENDERS thread..

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SoleSource · 05/02/2013 19:45

You watch Easties?

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OhLori · 12/05/2013 14:46

Like wow, Twllback, ever thought of being a screen/script-writer?

RedPencils · 12/05/2013 14:58

I thought my telly was on the blink last week, Sharon was so orange and her hair so luminous. Had to turn the contrast down before she gave me a migraine.

It's really rubbish at the moment. They did the
Bianca & Kat against the market inspector story before. Did they print off last years scripts by mistake? And it was shit then.

iwouldgoouttonight · 12/05/2013 19:58

I definitely think Alice has had her teeth done since she started. SHbe rowing long ringlets next.

iwouldgoouttonight · 12/05/2013 20:01

Not sure what happened there! She'll be growing long ringlets I meant to say.

NotQuitePerfect · 13/05/2013 18:52

Yes Alice was definitely a frumpster when first introduced. I remember dd & I commenting at the time that it was pretty obvious she was going to turn into a swan.

rufussmum · 13/05/2013 20:43

Can Denise really fancy Ian? Just because he's got a few (stolen) quid? This programme has so many gruesome couplings, I mean Ian and D, Sharon and P, Ava and Billy. Who next? It's becoming quite stomach-churning.
Why does Kirsty sleep in her false eyelashes?
What has Kim done to her wig?
Surely Max could afford to rent a flat for the money he's paying out for B&B every night.
Why doesan't Michael go to court to get access to Scarlett? Surely he has some rights. Wasn't Janine charged with murder some years ago? Not good mum material surely.
EE is utterly crap. Must get a life.

SucksToBeMe · 13/05/2013 22:55

I agree with ohlori, twlbach you write for eastenders!

TwllBach · 14/05/2013 07:14
Grin
cheerfulweather · 14/05/2013 12:29

Kirsty even has a leopard print mug! I expect some of you noticed that too.
Alice has definitely had teeth done, she still has an odd jaw, but looks much better.

Yes Twllbach, can see that happening. Can then also see Joey ("I'm 'er bruvver!"), with his impeccably manicured hands, thumping the cadaverous Michael a few times.

Who did the money really belong to that Ian kept?

EllieArroway · 14/05/2013 13:32

Who did the money really belong to that Ian kept?

Derek, I think. The box also contained letters from David to Carol that he'd stolen.

Oopla · 14/05/2013 13:45

Not normally a violent person but I would like to chin Lucy Beale and Janine.

Twill I LOVE your take on Michael & Alice Smile

cheerfulweather · 14/05/2013 16:08

Thanks Ellie! Evil Ian! Also not understanding the attraction for Denise (her attraction to him that is).

Lucy is horrible, but in a pantomime villain way that it's almost entertaining. She makes all those spiteful comments to Lauren, but nobody seems to notice except Lauren. At least if they do they don't speak out.

I'm still not convinced by Sharon's sudden personality change and new addict status.

Oopla · 14/05/2013 18:00

Yeah cheerful why does nobody say owt?! "Lucy did you mean to be so rude?"

TwllBach · 14/05/2013 18:16

The only way someone can dress like Sharon, do their hair like Sharon and generally be Sharon is if they are funnelling drugs down thir throats at a rate of knots

Michael and Alice's kiss was beyond creepy. He's a marvellous manipulator.

Oopla · 15/05/2013 11:47

Oh why did Michael have to do that! Why did he have to be a twat?

SoupDragon · 15/05/2013 11:55

Why the hell didn't Kirtsy have a "miscarriage" to sort the non existent pregnancy out.

I know the answer is because it's not such a good (and I use the term loosely) long running story line but still...

TwllBach · 15/05/2013 12:12

I thought that too Soupdragon. You just would, wouldn't you, awful as it sounds. And then she could have made a big deal, made max feel awful and protective like he does and then try for another baby. Job done.

And I'm really worried now that the writers are going to stop Michael missing Scarlett like a normal father and go down the getting revenge on janine route. He was so believable in his grief for his daughter and then when he kissed Alice I thought he was hinting at revenge.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 15/05/2013 12:15

we've already had a "Pretend to be pregnant" story with Zoe Slater/Dennis (son of Dirty Den) .

Even if Kirsty does get upduffed now, the dates won't tally Confused

Does Max still think she's pg then? Last I saw Dot was knitting booties but then before that Kirstie was off to The Clinic.
Don't know if they didn't want to offend Dot's good Christian values and they were going to fake an MC ?

SoupDragon · 15/05/2013 12:46

then she could have made a big deal, made max feel awful and protective like he does and then try for another baby. Job done.

Exactly.

SoupDragon · 15/05/2013 12:47

Max thinks Kirsty went to her 12 wk scan alone and has booked them a private scan so they can find out the sex together.

Alwayscheerful · 15/05/2013 12:56

I think the money belonged to Alices's Dad, sorry I have forgotten his name already, I think there were some letters in the Cash Box from David Wickes to Carol. Do you think the money is fake?

HeavenlyYoni · 16/05/2013 21:52

Derek. Urghh

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SoleSource · 16/05/2013 22:53

Lexi, Dexi

How many others?

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Bakingnovice · 21/05/2013 21:02

Omg. Have had to resurrect this thread. Haven't watched in a while as its pretty shit but caught an old episode and two things: :

  1. Sharons hair! Sharon has lost the ringlets!!!!!!! That means she must read this thread.
  1. Alice's teeth! Where have they come from? Hardly fit her mouth.

Sorry for all the exclamation marks!

MuchBrighterNow · 22/05/2013 09:04

She's ditched the ridiculous extensions... now for the stupidly high heels....

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