EASTENDERS thread..

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You watch Easties?

garlic - will look out for this painting of the missing/impossible room :)

When did Massoud become a secondary school tutor? I knew he was thinking about becoming a teacher, but has he suddenly has all the training?

sharon's been tangoed

AMY SPEAKS!!!!!!!!

Ooh, Jack's off.

Sharon still not giving up on the constant feeding then. there was enough fish fingers and potato shaped products for a family of 4 there.

There's a new Bobby! And it can string a sentence together.

I thought Bobby was a changeling! This one's a bit more encouraging - as we now have Denny in the role of weirdly repressed child with excess hair.

DID AMY SPEAK? I missed it! Damn!

she said "yeah" 3 times.

Oh :( I'd kind of hoped she was staying silent while secretly learning the Tale of the Ancient Mariner as her debut speech

i know was hoping for a bit of a song and dance number meself. at least a bit more of a reaction to the fact your farther is abandoning you .

Masood is the saviour of anyone who needs any form of curry, post, or specialist tutoring.

I hate the fake tranya and Sharon Besties friendship. It's cringey.

The old Bobby actually looked like Ian, the new one is so posh he's practically wearing a monocle.

Do they get them from private drama schools?

pmsl at amy speaking - well saying yes 3 times

why is denny off school (again) if shazza isnt careful she will be in trouble with the truant officer

Michael was lovely today!

Denny must need a lot of time off school to maintain his Gail Platt/McIntyre/Tilsley hairdo.

I can't believe Alice the prude would just lunge at Micheal like that

Shazza no neck yells at / tells Denny off then 10secs later says 'mummy's sorry'

Crap parenting

And her tangoed upper half is doing my eyes in

Ian is looking so old and can't believe he signed over his business's to Lucy

Really can't see what Kirsty sees in max - why she wants someone who dumped her and went back to his ex wife

Tw I agree, even though he has his own interests at heart, at least he was honest about it.

I still think Alice will read him wrong though.

Blondes - Sharon's parenting is much like her love life. Remember the dual slap-snogs she did with Phil and jack? Well she does the sand with Denny by being mean and nice. Bizarre.

Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh Look who's back.

"Hello Micheal"

I'm quite drawn to Micheal but I missed the early days of his storyline.
I know he's a relative of Alfie.
I know he had a fling with Kat and he's Tommy's dad.
I know Janine and Michael had Baby Scarlett (born very early) but there was a back story with Jean that I missed.

Is he a scrote?

There was a storyline with Jean where he conned her out of loads of money and then pretended she was a loon when she asked for it back.

Whatever he does, I love Steve John Shepherd. He is an outstanding, underrated actor and nobody could play twitchy sociopath Michael Moon as well as him.

Thats so true
Love Michael and glad Janines back! cant wait for tonights episode.

Twitchy sociopath

Love it