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SoleSource · 05/02/2013 19:45

You watch Easties?

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TwllBach · 13/04/2013 14:20
garlicyoni · 13/04/2013 15:20

You'd certainly get pickle with that Grin

Madamecastafiore · 13/04/2013 16:51

Jack said he couldn't marry her because he still loves Ronnie and he knows Sharon has feelings for Phil. And jack know that if he pulls the plug on the wedding Phil will not want his caste off therefore proper pissing Phil off.

Did you see the Phil look of hate when Sharon knocked? Bloody chilling.

garlicyoni · 13/04/2013 17:48

No, I thought he looked at everybody like that! Confused Is he enacting some slow revenge on her, then?

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 14/04/2013 00:25

Watched on catch-up (I'm an occasional dipper into EE)

Phil looked like he'd been getting a bit tired and emotional (is he still off the booze? )

DD commented on how much weight Phil had lost IRL

Does Sharon never stop ruffling her DS hair? Confused or get it cut

ChocsAwayInMyGob · 14/04/2013 10:17

Just caught up with the last episode on Sky Plus.

That was the tackiest most awkward looking stage school budget wedding I have ever seen. Sharon's dress was doing an Angelina (badly) and her hair looked it was designed by a 9 year old girl.

Or maybe they were providing a contrast between Jack and Ronnie's demure country house wedding and Jack and Sharon's dingy nightclub crappy one?

Don't get me started on Sharon's parenting style. It involves seeing your son for five minutes a day so you can play with his hair and patronise him before sending him off to somebody else to look after.

Honestly, it was all so unrealistic I'm starting to think soap writers are running out of wedding pitfalls and throwing credibility away in order to meet deadlines.

Crutchlow35 · 14/04/2013 10:44

I thought phil looked emotional that she had finally turned up and that they were going to be together rather than a rage.

Blondeshavemorefun · 14/04/2013 12:08

But Phil will know he's 2nd best / that Sharon is there at his door as has been jilted

'Must rem it not real'

Bakingnovice · 14/04/2013 14:14

Bloody hell Sharon's dress!!!! How wide is her upper body. How do her tiny skinny legs support her upper structure ??!!!

Oopla · 14/04/2013 14:24

Laughing at Sharon's gruesome shoulders Grin

ChocsAwayInMyGob · 14/04/2013 18:31

She's hard shape to dress. Short neck, no wait, broad shoulders and fabulous legs.

I had to laugh since that's the second time Sharon's turned up at Phil's door due to a crap wedding hoohah. Every time her wedding goes wrong it's "ding dong, Phil! It's only me again!"

ChocsAwayInMyGob · 14/04/2013 18:31

*waist

Blondeshavemorefun · 15/04/2013 18:07

she lost a lot of weight in real life a few years ago, after think her marriage broke down and did dancing/skating show on bbc

QOD · 15/04/2013 20:25

Ive just seen a whole extra room at Bianca's! There's a second room downstairs, a dining room? Just saw the doorway, sure I've never seen anyone go in there

TwllBach · 15/04/2013 20:30

YY off the kitchen!

QOD · 15/04/2013 20:33

So all those kids, all those people, but no one uses it?

qazxc · 15/04/2013 20:54

no wonder poor denny is trying to do a runner. if they carry on feeding him at this rate he'll explode. "cheese on toast for you and your bear?", "eat your ice cream before it melts!", even ian was saying he'd cook him dinner.

had a right giggle at kim saying "Phil bought shampoo" repeatedly to a rather slow on the uptake denise. not that i understood sharon's devastation at using baby shampoo, i use it often.

ChocsAwayInMyGob · 15/04/2013 23:46

Ive just seen a whole extra room at Bianca's! There's a second room downstairs, a dining room? Just saw the doorway, sure I've never seen anyone go in there

That's where they keep all the kids. Peep in the door and you'll see Amy, Oscar, Scarlett, Bobby and sometimes Denny, all in a giant playpen so the parents don't have to look after them.

garlicyoni · 15/04/2013 23:54
Grin
Blondeshavemorefun · 16/04/2013 00:06

All the houses have the '2nd' downstairs room - most show it as through living/dining room like tanyas, phi's, b&b, moon cousin but the slaters , dots and pats house have separate

Dot and jim used to sleep downstairs

Charlie had slaters downstairs

pats had turned downstairs into bedroom as had upstairs

Bianca
Tiffany and dark haired sister
Morgan
Liam

Ricky was on the sofa as wasn't with bicana then

Meant to be 3 bedroom house but turned into 4 upstairs as they had bedroom each

Same happened with the slaters

Little mo and wide beater hubby
Other sister and mechanic hubby
Mo
ZOE and kat

Again a 4th upstairs bedroom appeared

charlie slept downstairs

I must get a life Grin

And yes let's feed Denny up and ffs give him a haircut

garlicyoni · 16/04/2013 01:13

I'm curious about Ian's 'other' downstairs room (am also in need of life!)
He's got the usual knocked-through arrangement, but you can see a further room across the hallway. Well, it's a rather obviously painted insert. But does that mean he's got a double-fronted house? As the single-sided 3-beds with magic 4th beds can accommodate about a hundred people (Hmm) his house must be as big as the Savoy!

Blondeshavemorefun · 16/04/2013 03:44

Garlic. I have not seen a painted doorway at Ian's? But he def lives in a single house as he's on the corner hence he has a tiny backyard

Do any of the ee lot have gardens? Never shown

Also did you see the state of Sharon's nails?

As she took the phone of Denny who was looking at a pic of jack on the stairs - she needed new infills big time

The polish had a huge gap between nail and thumb

Surely one would have a manicure by your next friend who owns a beauty salaon before getting married

'Picky blondes'

Ps Ian had a loft extension as the folwers house was only 2 bedroom
Upstairs - and also had a bedroom down stairs (dining room) till Ian knocked it through - this was shown one day and mentioned when sonja got her daughter back and also then when Ian moved in

Upstairs

Ian
Lucy
Child had by wife who fell down stairs

Think Peter was in downstairs bit till knocked down - where granny fowler slept and then mark and then Peter

garlicyoni · 16/04/2013 12:29

Blondes, I am definitely going to consult you next time I have a wtf moment while watching Stenders Grin

The impossible room at Ian's seems to have a picture on the wall - some sort of Mediterranean-style painting. (I just haven't been paying enough attention, have I?!) Ring any bells?

bleedingheart · 16/04/2013 13:41

I think Sean Maguire (Aiden) slept in the downstairs bedroom when he broke his leg whilst staying with the Fowlers.

YY to the painting- a Tuscan sunset or some such.

Kirsty storyline -I thought she was lying to start with but now I don't know.
She moans about living in a B&B and then wants to have a baby. Not the most ideal of circumstances. Also she is so blatently insecure at being 'chosen' by Max, glossing over the fact that he left her for a year and only went after he when Tan threw him out. I wish they'd write some properly strong women and not just loudmouths like Roxy (insecure), Kim (jealous/insecure) or Kat (in need of counselling/good wash).

garlicyoni · 16/04/2013 14:36

Kat (in need of counselling/good wash)

Thank for my first laugh out loud of the day!

Glad you've seen the impossible room and its painting, too, bleedingheart Confused