EASTENDERS thread..

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You watch Easties?

@ Phil the zombie!

Tonights episode was laughable. The best bit was Jack yelling at Sharon and dumping her. I only wish he'd added, "and you've got shit hair too" at the end of his tirade!

Resident EPhil and Lee Evans Jack the Plank - priceless!

Phil did some right proper acting come out of that pit, gurning and throat-clutching and whispering all all sorts. Priceless.

Hahaa.

Loving this thread at the moment - it makes watching EE worthwhile which is saying something !

Just need Derek the Undead to make a reappearance. Perhaps he not dead after all - despite having a funeral - think of the Max-buried-alive plot.
Why is Alice moping after Derek? He was a wife-beating, abusive, neglectful father and vicious, blackmailing, violent crook. Why everyone so intent on commemorating his miserable existance? They all hated him when he was alive.
If Alice posted on MN would be in the 'But we took you to stately homes' thread. Wonder what advice we'd give.

yes who is looking after lexie while phil is lurking in the pit? i dont understand why he would get custody in the first place, apart from the fact that he is alchy, he turned his own son into a murdering pycho because he couldnt stand that he was gay and liked dancing. it seemed first that the point of the story was to show how social services can make mistakes; lola doing a great job but still having her baby taken from her because she didnt make a good impression to the social worker. lately the story has changed; lola is really "trying", everyone thinks shes "ready" to have lexie back, sharon and the social services, but superdad phil wont give her a chance. sharon is a drug-addict and phil is a thug but they get to decide whether lola is ready to a mother or not and are seen as more "respectable" than lola and billy because they own / run a business and have expensive or "classy" clothes as phil would say rant over

Yes, Zombie EastEnders has arrived.

is anybody else sick of alice

Yes. And her bizarre brother.

yes she is feeble an d joey IS NOT SEXY even if Enders want us to think that

happy thats what some of us though whent he story started was going to be some dodgy social worker not very good at her job disliking young parents and then being sacked not so

Juts to make it clear i dont think RL social workers are dodgy

Lola / lexi/ Phil/ Sharon storyline is repulsive. It's sickening to see Phil with lexi. And surely it's time for Phil to go, I mean there are so many better places for him to be: Portugal with Grunt (grant) Cornwall with Piggy (Peggy), France with sam or jail with ben(t).

Alice is annoying and what is the actual point of joey?? His accent is as real as phils gurning.

I really was ;( at the Lola/Lexi storyline. Bonkers!!! She is a woderful Mum. Her hearybreak when Lexi was stolen from her for no good reason at all was convincing and :(

Oh yes it was. I nearly cried when lexi was taken. It was difficult to watch. Could they make Phil any more vile!

I spy potential Alice-Michael moment. She sweet and innocent, he wolfish Svengali-type..those teeth! They could even each other out. Could be new storyline in Zombie Square - Dracula and the Virgin Bride.

lola shoukd be with lexi, phil need to go he really does.

Said ages ago the lexi storyline was silly

No way ss would give care of a baby due to drug selling murdering been in prison and totally dodgy pscho phil

Why couldn't billy have her?

I did notice roxys eyebrows. Stupid

Yes Derek was a bully an no one likes him but guess he was still Alice's father so she misses him

Why does ALICE look after Michael's baby - does he go to work? If so doing what as he isn't being paid

Assume janine must come back soon as wanted 6mths off to spend time with Kiki earn thousands for the jungle work - though glad she won it :)

Sharon's hair is stupid. She looked lovely with short hair ages ago

Phil was funny lurching at jack and collapsing

Why are people so terrified of Phill?

He is overweight, unfit and older than Jack for example. The most unikely soap gangster award goes to..

It's coz eez a Mitchell awight??! Them is a tough fairmily innit ....

Ayesha has bunny boiler tendancies if I was Masood I'd be v concerned, that whole innocent routine doesn't fool Tam though, that boy is wasted on the market. I don't like this Dot storyline, I love Dot and lets face it almost being murdered by your own son and having that strange dottie as a granddaughter is more than enough suffering forany woman.

Sharon looked much better with her hair pulled back, still couldn't help herself and had have some cheeky wave action going on around the back -I think there is hope yet for Sharon. Phil looked like a newborn all pink scrunchy faced lying in that hospital bed.

I have missed it this week so is mas shagging cheryl now last night I watched and she wants him to go away with her I only watched it last friday and he was going on a date with carol

Mrs jay: he isn't shagging her, but he kissed her on the doorstop and people saw him, she's taking him to a musical (ayesha the shittest temptress there ever was).

TO A MUSICAL I THOUGHT THERE WAS SOME ACTION GOING ON,

is mas going to turn gay then, it was the first sign with Ben wasn't it? No i've got it cheryl is actually a bloke and realises that if he is to seduce mas he needs to be persuaded to bat for the other side