EASTENDERS thread..

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You watch Easties?

Wow Kirsty has an amazing figure!

I'm really hating the Masood/CherylCole storyline. It was bad enough Alfie moving his new "bird" in after like 2 weeks! But Masood? She is so irritating too!

Masood snogging in the street :(
Shame on him !!!

Masood is behaving like a class A twat, wtf was kissing Ayesha on the street about?, is this some kind of rebellion against culture and religion 30 years too late. Zainab the woman who he was married to for 30 years only left a couple of weeks ago and now he's snogging a girl young enough to be his daughter on the front doorstep?! Why was AJ telling him to go for it? does no one spend time getting over relationships these days (yes you Alfie) I know it's not real

i love this thread yes i agree kirsty is hot ! dont know what she sees in max. and mas and ayesha will such an annoying couple! i was glad to see phil get what he deserved tonight though

Also Asian Cheryl Cole is more like 24 going on 36. That lip job is as bad as Kirstys.

unfortunately phil doesn't die, but jack gets blamed for it.

kirsty is not used to the boots she wears either, rather wobbly.

Mas you toad!! Him and young-old Ayesha are a vomit inducing couple.
Soap stories move too fast these days and lose their credibility.

Can we add Ray's daughter Sasha to the list of invisible children? I thought they were building her character up a bit, but then she just vanished!

I havn't been watching I cant stand her and to see mas fawning over her would make me ill

Forgot about Sasha Headfirst. She has just disappeared.

I love Massood and think this storyline is awful. I don't believe he would do that. Also why is it now somebody young is interested in him they have started to dress him like an old man. What is with the ugly cardis?

Sharon and Jack is a joke. They've only known each other 5 minutes. Quite happy for Jack to leaveactually, as he is completely wooden as a character.

Has anyone mentioned Sharon's hair? Can we please discuss Sharon's hair?

sharons hair looks like a wig from a bad halloween costume

Sharon's hair has it's own post code.

Go on, your turn

Twitchy...I am proud to say I raised issue of Sharon's hair several pages ago when we discussed her fat back and other body faults. Large ladies with a jaw like Mike Tyson's and on the wrong side of 45 shouldn't wear waist-length, baby-blonde ringlets. That goes for Rox and Tanya, too.

..anyway, it's all extensions, not human hair at all.

Me me me - I've referenced Miss Piggy's awful barnet before too!

How can anyone be taken seriously with that comedy hair style? And she's so intent on over-acting that I think she's in danger of eating her own head sometimes

Yes I've also done Shazzas hair

The programme really is dire at the moment. I'm actually EMBARRASSED for the scriptwriters after tonight's show.

Phil has been in the pit all day and now it is dark, and presumably evening. Where is Lexie? Does she go to the Community Centre?

Its the semi curl semi straight thing, also too blonde and polyester looking- she really should stay away froom Dot, one false move and she'd go up in a puff of smoke, she would look so much better with a shorter style, she's all heaving bosom and hair, also noticed a fair bit of lip twitching/quivering gg on tonight aswell.

I like Tarnya's hair, her pencil skirts and knee length boots are another story.

I thought tonight's show was the funniest thing I've seen for ages. Just like a lot of old Hammer Horror plots rolled into one.
Phil emerging from The Pit, like a bald zombie, then staggering into the pub.
The peroxide twins Sharon and Tanya roosting in the Vic like a couple of cackling witches and mad Jack looking more like Boris Karloff as Frankenstein's monster than usual. Anyone else think his eyes are too close together for normality?
As for Lexie and the other kids - they have all been sacrificed and eaten by the locals, the whole Square is an axis of evil.

So Phil is now offically a zombie, right?

Defo.

I'm proud to say I nicknamed Sharon fatback.

Anyone noticed roxys new painted on eyebrows??!! Whyyyyyy??

I haven't noticed her eyebrows mainly because I can't see past the dip dyed rats tail hair, I remember when roxy used to be the hot one on the square all blonde hair, short skirts and cowboy hats rolling in at dawn with bff Christian (I used to love Christian), being in love with Alfie has sucked the hot out of her, she makes Kat look as fresh as the morning dew. I miss Pat now there was a woman with a sense of style