X-Factor- It's Guilty Pleasures week! Could Cardiac secretly be a Death Metal fan?

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

in other words- sing what the heck you like.

I am sooooo disappointed in this series. I don't want any of them to win.

In other news, Matt the hat switched on the Christmas lights not far from me. with Steps. I missed it. Gutted

even by Fail standards this is confusing

This paragraph: "Jaymi said he wanted to encourage people to be who they are so decided to reveal all.
And being thrust into the spotlight has been a little tricky for Jaymi, who has struck up a close freindship with Katie Price.
After being spotted with six girls from ITV hit show Take Me Out the singer's boyfriend rang him asking him what he had been up to."

What does that even MEAN? He's friends with Jordan so something has been tricky? Eh? Which singer's BF - Jaymi's? Prime example there of why grammar matters, I cannot understand what they mean at all

It is BubleShit btw. From left to right on the Fail pic, PrettyShit, QuiffyShit, DucksarseShit and BubleShit

Also, small at 'Jaymi'

*Jaymi Bloody hell.

Why would you want to be friends with Katie Price? Is that meant to be a good thing? Rylan

Have we got a results thread? Please let Nanfucker and Rylan go in a shock double eviction.

I mean 'bloody hell' re the spelling of 'Jaymi', btw, not his sudden gay revelation.

Will I do a fred then?

Yes please.

Checking in for the night. I can't watch on the tellybox tonight because I am very much afraid that the Nanfucker will survive and that will make me AND the baby Jesus cry.

By the way - anyone seen today's news reports - nanfucker saying he can't possibly be a diva, dahling, because he spends ALL his spare time doing his nan's shopping.

How we laughed!

Does he fetch some nice salted nuts up to his nan's of a Sunday?

all done come on in

Is Rylan going to win this? hehehe

NanF - what are fanny gallops? fanny farts?

I think it's more of a tingling, WhatTheFook.

Oh, rite. Christopher - really?

I know, it makes no sense at all.

WhatTheFook - no, its like 'Gary Barlow gives me the fanny gallops, Robbie Williams gives me the desert flaps' ... was from an earlier x factor thread

Christopher makes mine gallop away in the opposite direction

Hahaha Fanjo.