X Factor RESULTS! Unsuitable Gran-based filth and scurrilous speculation all round.

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SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 18-Nov-12 19:38:35

Entry is priced at one pun grin

Do we have predictions for the bottom two? I'm saying <drum roll>...

Ella and NanFucker. Surely to god, it must be Nanfucker.

MikeLitoris Sun 18-Nov-12 19:40:34

Nanfucker for def. Heard him on R1 earlier and he got right on my nerves.

Him and baby shits in bottom.

But hopefully Rylans psychic is right and he fucks off home.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 19:41:40

Ella is def in trouble. Terrible version of the song.

Nanfuckerangry I can't even comment. grin

lisad123 Sun 18-Nov-12 19:42:33

Chris and boy bands

MmeLindor Sun 18-Nov-12 19:42:37

Sadly, I don't think Nanfucker will go.

I am worried we might be stuck with him for a while yet.

Rylan and Ella in the bottom two. We are due another shock horror bottom two.

LineRunner Sun 18-Nov-12 19:42:37

Ella and Rylan.

Nanfucker is cheating somehow inviolable.

Agree Ella could be in a spot of bother. I truly wish nanfucker was down down down in the two, but I very much fear he won't be.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 18-Nov-12 19:43:41

Olly Murs <please insert thumbs in braces and assume the Cheeky Chappy Gurn at every mention of his name tonight, ta ever so> is performing, as is Alicia Keys.
I wonder who is doing the 'master' class? Or have they given up on that?

I die for the group yowl

chocolateshoes Sun 18-Nov-12 19:43:44

i missed it last night - am surprised about Ella. Was she really so bad? I'm hoping Rylan's time has come to leave

MsElleTow Sun 18-Nov-12 19:43:55

If it is between Rylan and Nanfuker I would prefer Rylan to stay.

Useless fact of the night is Rylan isn't called Rylan at all, he is called Ross, and he was asked to do a porn movie and turned it down!

LineRunner Sun 18-Nov-12 19:44:11

Nanfucker's swan song to be, I Kissed My Nan And I Liked It.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 18-Nov-12 19:44:30

I think Rylan is safe, he will have had LOADSA coverage for his cheekiness.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 19:45:34

How do you come up with a name like Rylan? D-Ross would have been much better.grin

LineRunner Sun 18-Nov-12 19:45:54

They are all probably getting more votes than Police Commissioners.

Dillydollydaydream Sun 18-Nov-12 19:45:59

I didn't know that shock

AnyFucker Sun 18-Nov-12 19:46:19

Why why is Rylan is growing on me < shakes fist at self>

Please, please that NanFucker (I keep doubletaking when I read that, because it looks like my nn mis-spelled smile ...) and that fucking pathetic boyband are in the bottom two

AnyFucker Sun 18-Nov-12 19:46:52

or Chowmein...I get he's quite a good singer, but god where are that bloke's balls ?

has he got any ?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 19:47:19

Talking of dross- how crap is the new Girls Aloud single?

lisad123 Sun 18-Nov-12 19:49:05

I'm fed up of Ella and her wobblerly riffs

AnyFucker Sun 18-Nov-12 19:49:10

About as shite as the Robbie fatfucker Williams one

MmeLindor Sun 18-Nov-12 19:49:20

Raah
I just saw them on Strictly. Very crap, is the answer. They rap!

MsElleTow Sun 18-Nov-12 19:49:33

Raah, DS1 has just come out as a Girls Aloud fan! He has even asked me to phone up tomorrow to see of there are any disabled seats left so me and him can go and see them and he can get a good view up their skirts!

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 19:49:34

Any-Shitsinger keeps Chowmein's balls in her handbag.grin

AnyFucker Sun 18-Nov-12 19:50:16

I think that James fella should win. Except it will be the death chime for his career, unfortunately. And imagine ! Being forced to go on the X Factor Tour ! A fate worse than death.

AnyFucker Sun 18-Nov-12 19:51:26

Raahh grin

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