X-Factor- It's Guilty Pleasures week! Could Cardiac secretly be a Death Metal fan?

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

in other words- sing what the heck you like.

I am sooooo disappointed in this series. I don't want any of them to win.

In other news, Matt the hat switched on the Christmas lights not far from me. with Steps. I missed it. Gutted

[WhatTheFookIsGangnamStyle]

Hahaha Fanjo.

[fanjoforthemammaries7850]

Christopher makes mine gallop away in the opposite direction

[NanFucker]

WhatTheFook - no, its like 'Gary Barlow gives me the fanny gallops, Robbie Williams gives me the desert flaps' ... was from an earlier x factor thread

[LineRunner]

I know, it makes no sense at all.

[WhatTheFookIsGangnamStyle]

Oh, rite. Christopher - really?

[LineRunner]

I think it's more of a tingling, WhatTheFook.

[WhatTheFookIsGangnamStyle]

NanF - what are fanny gallops? fanny farts?

[WhatTheFookIsGangnamStyle]

Is Rylan going to win this? hehehe

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

all done come on in

[LineRunner]

Does he fetch some nice salted nuts up to his nan's of a Sunday?

[BadgersBottom]

Checking in for the night. I can't watch on the tellybox tonight because I am very much afraid that the Nanfucker will survive and that will make me AND the baby Jesus cry.

By the way - anyone seen today's news reports - nanfucker saying he can't possibly be a diva, dahling, because he spends ALL his spare time doing his nan's shopping.

How we laughed!

[LineRunner]

Yes please.

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

Will I do a fred then?

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

I mean 'bloody hell' re the spelling of 'Jaymi', btw, not his sudden gay revelation.

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

*Jaymi Bloody hell.

Why would you want to be friends with Katie Price? Is that meant to be a good thing? Rylan

Have we got a results thread? Please let Nanfucker and Rylan go in a shock double eviction.

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

even by Fail standards this is confusing

This paragraph: "Jaymi said he wanted to encourage people to be who they are so decided to reveal all.
And being thrust into the spotlight has been a little tricky for Jaymi, who has struck up a close freindship with Katie Price.
After being spotted with six girls from ITV hit show Take Me Out the singer's boyfriend rang him asking him what he had been up to."

What does that even MEAN? He's friends with Jordan so something has been tricky? Eh? Which singer's BF - Jaymi's? Prime example there of why grammar matters, I cannot understand what they mean at all



It is BubleShit btw. From left to right on the Fail pic, PrettyShit, QuiffyShit, DucksarseShit and BubleShit

Also, small at 'Jaymi'

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

Which BabyShit is gay, BubleShit or QuiffyShit? They can both sing.
Linkage pleaseandthanks.

[NanFucker]

I think I need to namechange to FuckBabyJesus or something Not even a whimper under this one

I hope James wins I like him. Ella is good but a bit dull. I even like ChowMein but too warbly really for me.

Now that Christopher... I'd reet give him one, gives me the fanny gallops.

[Figgygal]

1 of the boys is gonna win think it might be James!!

The only 1 of union j who can sing has come out as gay today.....good for u fella!!

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

Who is doing the result fred btw? I have my predictions ready

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

. And nobody has yet noticed? Have you posted in Aibu to attract the Po?

I like Gimmer x 3., Ver' good indeed.

[NanFucker]

I've replied to you on the telly thread sue.

[LineRunner]

Gimmer Gimmer Gimmer A Nan After Midnight

I can't stop. It's like a disease in my brain.

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

Yeah, it usually is. < unrepentant and defiant>
All my fault. I am what is wrong with MN. Me and NanFucker.

[LineRunner]

All the inappropriate humour was Sue's idea. I just thought I'd say that.