X Factor - Number Ones Week!

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Spraggers 'not well enough to continue'
Dullisa 'gutted'
Rylan 'also gutted'

Me? Delighted actually, since you ask.

Will they do the right thing and bring back Jade? Or the Hot Older Boyband?

They are better than last week.

But what is this song?

Oo look one of them is musical! Guitar n' everything.. shock,horror, probe.

I quite like the one who is playing the guitar. Handsome young chap he is!

The J who is a G with he geetar is going to go faaaaaar I reckon
The Wang likes him.

'It's next month Silence!'

Hides head in sand

Yes Raah. But easy bet, I hate most things.

Was that number one?

I liked the boy band and the song! For once!

Little fella on the end sang his socks off.

It is a shite song

I've never heard that song before?! Dullisa is very animated about it.

Tutit is barely November. I just don;t get it. WHy are you packing? WHy have you bought everything? Incomprehensible.

Union J were ok, surprisingly. Found out today that some friends of mine know one of these boys, so feel morally obliged to support them now.

So they live to fight another day.

Wha'? Bazza thinks George Shit should get a quiff too?

They do seem like nice boys - but very dull though. Bazza like them tonight

Imagine being the odd one out in a group, Bazza. Like being the fat blonde one in a boy band for eg?

Shitsinger is going to be in a panto near you, very soon...

Nice to see them wearing the MN mumboots?

Cardi because both my 2 have birthdays in December, so when I was pregnant with DS2 I had it all done before the end of November, and it became habit. I like to budget, as well, I buy as I see things, can't be bothered wrapping in one big session. I just like being organised.

Robbie tweeted him? Really? I mean he never mentioned it...

Weird seeing him with matching dark studs- it looks like a bar going all the way through his head. He's like a little Prince Albert.

Up the chimbley wiv you, Kye.
Chim chimenee chim chimenee

Oh that was tacful. IMagine - I used to DO this shit for a job. Oh sorry, you still do.

Watch it Kai, give it a couple of weeks you'll be back up those chimneys

Best actor 2012 goes to...Kye's brother.

Well fuck me.

Who'dathunk Kye got the looks in that family

He looks better this week. Must be over his man flue. Which is different to chimney flue.