X Factor - Number Ones Week!

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Spraggers 'not well enough to continue'
Dullisa 'gutted'
Rylan 'also gutted'

Me? Delighted actually, since you ask.

Will they do the right thing and bring back Jade? Or the Hot Older Boyband?

Shall we mention Robbie some more?

Shitsinger's batteries are worn.

It is Jelly! He is 16 this year, I have persuaded him to have money to spend in the sales!

I don't remember it being number 1. I remember the bloke in the New Radicals went on to write for Ronan Keating...

Shitsinger needs a top-up...

Shitsinger is very good at making a bitchy comment and leaving it hanging.

'Last week you were incredible... You're a little bit like Robbie, you're not afraid to get in there and do it'

WHY and HOW is Louis a millionaire??

I quite like Kye in an X Factor sort of way, like him being the least crap.
And Nanfucker being the worst, which on the scale of things is the crappest of the crappest in crapdom.

Made the song your own- bingo!

Found his lane? Chimney Sweep Avenue?

Much rather have Rylan over this bland blandster any day.

Another chortle here at 'Man Flue' - cracking gag that!

Shitsinger is sort of a bit subdued tonight. Certainly none of last weeks wasted bonkersness

He's like a little Robbie Williams. So what is that - a lemur? A marmoset?

Oi- no family shouts out!!!

Kye must be a midget- only his quiff makes him taller than Dermie. Still, handy for crawling up chimneys.

Good thinking Tut! mine is 24 and a nightmare to buy for these days..

Tulisa "you made the song your own" Nooooooo. Why do they continue to say this??

YY Boff, he is a WaterBaby.

Shitsinger's comment about being inspired by Robbie was a definite dig, particularly when she congratulated him on managing to get the high fives in.

'I respect you all so much', 'Mum I love you so much'

He's Fearne Cotton's bezzie from way back apparently. Ooh, pinhead's next up.

Give Shitsinger time, she usually livens up after a couple of quick add breaks

I'm telling you, he's another thanker.

Oh look. It's not just us who think Cardiac is awful...

Those Argos aliens give me the willies

Is he really naff? I did nae know that. I think I dislike him more now.

Oooh I quite like pinhead

Evening all, I'm rather late due to being at a party!

I luff that song, it reminds me of being 18 and going to Snobs in Birmingham. Why did he have to murder it?!

Sad to hear Spraggers is out but she was never going to win anyway! I'll have a read back to get a synopsis of the acts so far!