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Poor Audrey and the honey trap!

95 replies

kenanddreary · 02/11/2012 20:36

Oh no! This was a horrible thing to do. Naughty Gail and Gloria. But surely Audrey deserves a second chance after standing by Lewis?

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Sparklingbrook · 07/11/2012 18:18

Jummy Corkhill and Barry Grant were on Celebrity Pointless the other week. Grin

alemci · 07/11/2012 18:37

yes he was good. shame we don't see more of him on our screens. I used to love Brookside.

MummysHappyPills · 07/11/2012 19:34

Just thinking about it, Audrey does tend to have a lot of Rula Lenskas cast-offs doesn't she? Lewis AND the cross-dresser!

YouOldSlag · 07/11/2012 19:48

She'll be going out with Dennis Waterman next!

sensesworkingovertime · 07/11/2012 20:02

I can understand Nige ( sorry, Lewis) being miffed but he's heavy going on poor Audrey considering the stunts he's pulled on her. I am still waiting for her to get really angry with him when all the tears dry up.

Someone please get rid of the godawful Ryan, he is supposed to be 'drop dead' ( matter of opinion) but he has all the appeal of a mouldy cornflake, someone put him out of his misery...or me.

Does Glo have to go? So awful she was brilliant, they could have had much more fun with her, she and Stella were great together.

What's happened to happy-go-lucky Tommy? Or at least he was when he first graced the cobbles. He and Tyrone had the potential to be a pair of comedians but now they are just trauma ridden miseries. The Tommy/Tina/baby stuff is boring the pants off me big time.

lighthousekeeping · 07/11/2012 20:33

Im dreading whats going to happen with Maria and her gay bf. Its making me quite overcome.

YouOldSlag · 07/11/2012 20:43

sensesworkingovertime. I agree with every word of your post! Are you me?

  1. Yes! Lewis has got a bloody nerve being all offended after conning Audrey in the past! and it's so far fetched that he's just ended it despite knowing it was all Glo and Gail
  2. Yes, Ryan is a whining puppy of no interest to anyone.
  3. Yes- I've been saying for ages that Tommy just sucks the life out of every scene he is in. He has no redeeming features and is just a big bag of control freaky whingeing. he is not even remotely good looking.
kenanddreary · 08/11/2012 11:37

Trouble is that Tommy had his fun spirit destroyed by his Dad Terry. His Dad has left him with a huge debt so I suppose it is only natural that he would be a bit depressed. Plus - he had that accident thanks to Kirsty. I can understand how he would be feeling down.

Ryan is a pain and thinks the world owes him something. Even now he isn't acting that bothered about Sophie. How long before he does something stupid again?

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Listmaker · 08/11/2012 11:50

Did you see that smirk Lewis gave after giving Gail the money last night - was that meant to mean he is plotting something do you think?

Agree the new Ryan can't act and is soooo different from the previous one character-wise it's ridiculous. And yes it always makes me laugh that the real son is now never mentioned. Sometimes the Corrie writers do treat us as if we are totally stupid and amnesiac Grin

lighthousekeeping · 08/11/2012 11:54

I am, abit Blush

I saw that smirk, I dont know how he's going to bring her down but Im looking forward to it.

Did Mary start working for Nick?

ivykaty44 · 08/11/2012 12:11

I thought that Lewis split with Audrey due to not being involved but the fact she felt relief that he didn't go off with Gloria - instead of trusting him and knowing that he wouldn't go off with someone else.

TBH I think she should have lied and said oh Lewis I felt that I had known all along that you wouldn't go off Wink

YouOldSlag · 08/11/2012 12:16

OP- I know Tommy hasn't had much luck, but they could at least give him a joke to crack every six episodes or something!

ivykaty- But Lewis should be fighting to earn her trust and he DID lie about going to the dog races with Glo. He made up some story about a friend who had a break up and needed him. He also lied about the dog track programme and said someone had left it lying around. He should be grovelling to Audrey, not dumping her!

kenanddreary · 08/11/2012 15:09

Totally agree that Lewis should be grovelling to Aud. He has told far too many lies! Definitely think he is planning something to get revenge on Gail. That was a very sly little grin if ever I saw one!

Youold - Still don't think that Tommy should be cracking jokes just yet. Poor love - he's had an awful time of it with his Dad rejecting him for a second time, and then getting him into debt, falling out with his best mate, breaking his ankle, losing both his jobs and his girlfriend having to become a surrogate mother. What's to joke about?! Grin Wouldn't be surprised if he actually has a nervous breakdown.

Lighthouse - yes Mary is now working for Nick because he saw how amazing her theme nights were and he recognised a good business opportunity!

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YouOldSlag · 08/11/2012 15:45

OP- you speak perfect sense re; Tommy but I still want to turn off whenever I see him.

Has anyone noticed lately that Deirdre is getting some killer one liners in! She is her mother's daughter!

lighthousekeeping · 08/11/2012 16:11

I didn't recognise her in the paper this week in rl. They must have a laugh making it.

kenanddreary · 08/11/2012 17:05

YouOld - I know what you mean though - there are certain characters I just can't take to no matter how stressful their lives!! Carla was like that for me - I know she had some pretty dreadful things happen but I just couldn't stand the woman!

Deirdre is fab! I love the scriptwriting generally - very amusing.

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sensesworkingovertime · 08/11/2012 21:08

Yes YouOldSlag I am you in a parallel universe ( you will know what that is if you watch Doctor Who) but couldn't you have called us 'Beyonce's Double' or something? I jest of course.

I need to catch up with Lewis, I am sure he is trying to con Gail after what he said to Glo in the taxi. And it shouldn't be difficult to con Gail, let's face it, her head is thicker than her fringe.

Tommy and Tina....sigh.....two young and beautiful (??) people fall in love after pussyfooting around each other for months - first date is happy enough then BANG...one pit of misery, misfortune and despair after another. For crying out loud let them win on the lottery and do one to Tenereefi (as Bet would say). I can't stand the thought of Tommy's long face for potentially 9 months.

Deirdre is priceless, shame Wendy Poppowhatsit seems to be going so soon too, I wanted Dee to wipe the floor with her a few more times.

ivykaty44 · 08/11/2012 21:08

why was he smiling after he turned away from Nic and bun hair last night? He said

Now I am not part of the family - in a poor ole me

then turned and smiled a little for us to see....

SleeveOfWizard · 08/11/2012 22:11

Barry Grant would have got it, back in the day. Jimmy Corkhill used to make my teeth itch.

How ham did Maria and Marcus' kiss and flounce into bedroom seem?

kenanddreary · 09/11/2012 17:35

Ivy - smiling because he has something up his sleeve to get revenge on Gail. Looking forward to tonight's episodes!

Sleeve - yes - a bit ham I thought. Also - not much of an argument before they flounced off.

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lighthousekeeping · 09/11/2012 19:03

Oh, it's such an annoying storyline. Has Marcus shagged a woman before?

kenanddreary · 09/11/2012 20:12

I wanted to know that too Lighthouse.

Is he going to go back to London or not.....?!

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kenanddreary · 09/11/2012 21:21

So he's staying! How will this all work out I wonder?

And did anyone notice Ryan enjoying himself in the Rovers without a care in the world? In the meantime Sophie is battling her way back to a full recovery. He's a waste of space!

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ChippingInLovesAutumn · 10/11/2012 08:29

Bloody Lewis - I was just starting to think that maybe he had changed :( Poor Audrey.

The whole thing with Sean is going to get very messy :(

Ryan is a twat & the actor can't.

lighthousekeeping · 10/11/2012 17:24

Im overthinking this but, how could it have been so mind blowing, the sex thing? He hasnt done it with a woman before. I suppose Im just a slapper.