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XF Continued - GATHER

404 replies

LouisAndHisWangOMeter · 06/10/2012 22:18

DID SHITSINGER JUST SAY:

I SAW THAT TWINKLE IN YOUR EYE
I KNEW THEN YOU'D FOUND YOUR BALLS
I JUST WANTED TO SQUEEZE YOU?

Really? REALLY?

OP posts:
EnjoyGOLDResponsibly · 07/10/2012 20:40

OMMM chow mien just got through

SuePurblybilt · 07/10/2012 20:40

YY Vag, but I thought blood relations. Secret wrong side of the blanket types Grin

IAmLouisWalsh · 07/10/2012 20:41

Rylan will be through, surely. Twat.

dRaahhcula · 07/10/2012 20:41

How the actual fuck are the bands all through?

SuePurblybilt · 07/10/2012 20:41

Louis has a Happy Wang. Leap more, boys, leap more.

HaveALittleFaith · 07/10/2012 20:42

Did we break MN for a minute?!

Oh Rylan to go surely?!

Tuttutitlookslikerain · 07/10/2012 20:42

No, not Cardiac Chris!

SuePurblybilt · 07/10/2012 20:42

Cardiac must have a lot of shit on a lot of people.

So we have to hear Ryland and Shania Lame again? Haven't we suffered enough?

Vagaceratops · 07/10/2012 20:42

I honestly thought the public would put him through.

Country Caroline is a bit blah though.

ommmward · 07/10/2012 20:42

ah, well there's some happy bunnies on this thread :) Justice is done :)

dRaahhcula · 07/10/2012 20:42

oh feck

So FaketanFameWhore and CountryFameWhore.

Just get rid of both!

cardibach · 07/10/2012 20:43

Rylan going then. ALthough I actually think that if I ahve to watch sht I'd rather it was him as at least he is entertaining shit. SHe is dull and nasal with such poor diction I can;t work out what the fuck is going on.

JennyPiccolo · 07/10/2012 20:43

Union twats are the result of a crack team of geneticists employed by Simon Cowell to create the most generic boy band ever.

peanutMD · 07/10/2012 20:43

I was right, Shania and Rhyland (said at beginning of thread).

I think he'll go although would prefer it to be her because atleast he is amusing.

Jux · 07/10/2012 20:44

Grin @ Sue

Tuttutitlookslikerain · 07/10/2012 20:44

I thought the public would keep Rylan in to take the piss out of IYSWIM.

God, if he goes we are in for hysterics!

dRaahhcula · 07/10/2012 20:44

Can we cope with the histrionics if Rylan goes through? Or get's knocked out...either way, it will scream DIVA.

Jellykat · 07/10/2012 20:44

Oo don't mind which one of those 2 go, they both have the charisma of a peanut.

chipstick10 · 07/10/2012 20:45

I bet fake shakes Maloney polled the most votes but they left him till last on purpose.

Jux · 07/10/2012 20:46

You'd expect Simon to employ geneticists who would give them vocal skills and musical ears, though. I think Louis did it, on the cheap.

ommmward · 07/10/2012 20:46

They could almost film Rylan's meltdown right now, and not bother to actually tell him the result.

HaveALittleFaith · 07/10/2012 20:46

You called it peanut! I thought MK1 might go.

SuePurblybilt · 07/10/2012 20:46

Keep Rylan in, send herself to Butlins.

AnOldieButNotSoGoody · 07/10/2012 20:46

I'm slightly pissed and giggling at this thread. Sort of looking forward to rylans hysterics!

ScooseIsLoose · 07/10/2012 20:46

Ah leave chris alone I luffs him! Grin