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XF Continued - GATHER

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LouisAndHisWangOMeter · 06/10/2012 22:18

DID SHITSINGER JUST SAY:

I SAW THAT TWINKLE IN YOUR EYE
I KNEW THEN YOU'D FOUND YOUR BALLS
I JUST WANTED TO SQUEEZE YOU?


Really? REALLY?

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SuePurblybilt · 13/10/2012 19:52

Katie Price's Freaky Ken Doll. The must have toy this Christmas.

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dRaahhcula · 13/10/2012 19:52

Sue made me do it...
New Fred -HERE

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Tuttutitlookslikerain · 13/10/2012 19:43

It's freaky how much he looks like Katie Price!

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SuePurblybilt · 13/10/2012 19:41

Gwan then Raah. You know you want to...

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dRaahhcula · 13/10/2012 19:40

And yes, Rylan def spent too much time with Ms price and wants to be herGrin

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dRaahhcula · 13/10/2012 19:39

new fred sounds like a planGrin

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SuePurblybilt · 13/10/2012 19:37

Are we new fredding? This one'll fill mighty fast.

Rylan looks like someone's big brother has vandalised their Katie Price doll. Shorn hair, marker-pen beard and all.

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Jux · 13/10/2012 19:17

Gosh, isn't that autocorrect inventive? I have no idea what that was meant to say!

Anyway, have a good evening, all of you. Drink lots!

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Jux · 13/10/2012 19:15

I won't be seeing it tonighSadat I sad about missing it, or relieved at breaking the cycle Wink ), as it clashes with Merlin - and frankly, it's no contest. Also dh thinks there's something he wants at 9ish, and there isn't anyone in the line up worth arguing over (especially as dh is cooking).

Am also re-evaluating a certain person, who is quite excessively rich, in light of certain threads. Not sure about adding to the empire.

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dRaahhcula · 13/10/2012 19:06

EurghhhhhhhhShock 'orrible. Attention seeking loon.

I didn't like her, but really want the audience to chant 'Carolynne was robbed' during his 'performance' term used loosely'

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Tuttutitlookslikerain · 13/10/2012 18:44

O.M.F.G ladies, scroll down this article to see Rylan in his onesie and silver Ugg boots! Shock.

I have just choked on my peppermint tea!

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showtunesgirl · 13/10/2012 17:16

Who knows? Half of them didn't even do the theme last week anyway!

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dRaahhcula · 13/10/2012 16:06

And it's 'Love and Heartbreak' weekHmm- so that could mean anything...

Poor Lucy lost her gran this week- wonder if/what she will sing?

Allegedly, Rylan is doing a 'mash-up' including Gangnam style....ok then....

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dRaahhcula · 13/10/2012 16:00

O gawd, Sue- definite Jesus flashbacksShock
Is is to avoid clashing with Strictly, or to make sure scary Rylan is on after the watershed in inappropriate lycra shorts?Grin

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SuePurblybilt · 13/10/2012 13:29

8.20 tonight, I've just seen, finishing at 10 something. Hardcore.
I'm having Jesus flashbacks.

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chipstick10 · 08/10/2012 08:52

Its indicative of the whole set up, insulting the viewers intelligence, playing games with peoples dreams for a headline and ratings, its got Cowells fingerprints all over it.

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YouSmegHead · 08/10/2012 07:05

Barry was on Xtra mustering all the rage that he could. Which wasn't very much tbh, I think he'd got past it, as it where. Bit of a wet fart.

Haven't seen this yet but could it because he had spoken to the birthday and had his wings clipped?

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SuePurblybilt · 08/10/2012 06:56

YY good points about Cockoozer being much worse. And remember how Bazza stared at him all misty eyed?
I think they must drug the judges.

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WildWorld2004 · 07/10/2012 22:34

You have a point there Jux. Smile

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Jux · 07/10/2012 22:32

The whole show's a joke, though, surely, Wildworld?

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WildWorld2004 · 07/10/2012 22:03

Can not believe the result. Rylan is shite. Wtf was nicole thinking Confused

Completely agree with gary & the audience. Its a joke.

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MmeLindor · 07/10/2012 21:59

Thanks. Loving the descriptions of Barry mincing / storming off

Boths sound plausible

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GreenEyesAndHam · 07/10/2012 21:53

Barry was on Xtra mustering all the rage that he could. Which wasn't very much tbh, I think he'd got past it, as it where. Bit of a wet fart.

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GreenEyesAndHam · 07/10/2012 21:51

Sorry x posted with Have and Wips in a very slow typer- stylee there

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Fairyloo · 07/10/2012 21:50

What did diva Chris do? Was Barry on xtra?

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