XF Continued - GATHER

[LouisAndHisWangOMeter]

DID SHITSINGER JUST SAY:

I SAW THAT TWINKLE IN YOUR EYE
I KNEW THEN YOU'D FOUND YOUR BALLS
I JUST WANTED TO SQUEEZE YOU?


Really? REALLY?

[MmeLindor]

Can someone summarize please? Just got to Germany and can't make head nor tail out of twitter tanting about XF

[HaveALittleFaith]

In summary: none of them were great, some were alright. Rylan(d) and Carolynne in the bottom two. Showusyourknickers and Barry picked their own acts to stay, Dullisa picked Rylan(d) to go. Louis pissed about for 6 months, said he wanted to keep Carolynne then said 'go to deadlock' She had less votes. But a producer came up and said something to him while she was singing. ?fixed. Barry stormed off!

[WipsGlitter]

Carolyn and Rylan were the final two.
Gary and Nicole saved their own acts.
Tulsa saved Carolyn
Louis couldn't make up his mind, the saved Carolyn the changed his mind and sent it to deadlock
Carolyn went out.
Gary stormed off in a huff.

[GreenEyesAndHam]

MmeL Rylan and Carolynne in the bottom two, both pretty poor in the sing off (ok very poor)

Casting vote fell to Louis who dithered and thithered as he does, who then said he wanted to save Carolynne. Dermie asked him to clarify if he was sending Rylan home- Louis then said he was sending it to Deadlock. Carolynne lost. Barry minced off, in disgust.

Oh the drama of it all.

[Fairyloo]

What did diva Chris do? Was Barry on xtra?

[GreenEyesAndHam]

Sorry x posted with Have and Wips in a very slow typer- stylee there

[GreenEyesAndHam]

Barry was on Xtra mustering all the rage that he could. Which wasn't very much tbh, I think he'd got past it, as it where. Bit of a wet fart.

[MmeLindor]

Thanks. Loving the descriptions of Barry mincing / storming off

Boths sound plausible

[WildWorld2004]

Can not believe the result. Rylan is shite. Wtf was nicole thinking

Completely agree with gary & the audience. Its a joke.

[Jux]

The whole show's a joke, though, surely, Wildworld?

[WildWorld2004]

You have a point there Jux.

[SuePurblybilt]

YY good points about Cockoozer being much worse. And remember how Bazza stared at him all misty eyed?
I think they must drug the judges.

[YouSmegHead]

Barry was on Xtra mustering all the rage that he could. Which wasn't very much tbh, I think he'd got past it, as it where. Bit of a wet fart.

Haven't seen this yet but could it because he had spoken to the birthday and had his wings clipped?

[chipstick10]

Its indicative of the whole set up, insulting the viewers intelligence, playing games with peoples dreams for a headline and ratings, its got Cowells fingerprints all over it.

[SuePurblybilt]

8.20 tonight, I've just seen, finishing at 10 something. Hardcore.
I'm having Jesus flashbacks.

[dRaahhcula]

O gawd, Sue- definite Jesus flashbacks
Is is to avoid clashing with Strictly, or to make sure scary Rylan is on after the watershed in inappropriate lycra shorts?

[dRaahhcula]

And it's 'Love and Heartbreak' week- so that could mean anything...

Poor Lucy lost her gran this week- wonder if/what she will sing?

Allegedly, Rylan is doing a 'mash-up' including Gangnam style....ok then....

[showtunesgirl]

Who knows? Half of them didn't even do the theme last week anyway!

[Tuttutitlookslikerain]

O.M.F.G ladies, scroll down this article to see Rylan in his onesie and silver Ugg boots! .

I have just choked on my peppermint tea!

[dRaahhcula]

Eurghhhhhhhh 'orrible. Attention seeking loon.

I didn't like her, but really want the audience to chant 'Carolynne was robbed' during his 'performance' term used loosely'

[Jux]

I won't be seeing it tonighSadat I sad about missing it, or relieved at breaking the cycle ), as it clashes with Merlin - and frankly, it's no contest. Also dh thinks there's something he wants at 9ish, and there isn't anyone in the line up worth arguing over (especially as dh is cooking).

Am also re-evaluating a certain person, who is quite excessively rich, in light of certain threads. Not sure about adding to the empire.

[Jux]

Gosh, isn't that autocorrect inventive? I have no idea what that was meant to say!

Anyway, have a good evening, all of you. Drink lots!

[SuePurblybilt]

Are we new fredding? This one'll fill mighty fast.

Rylan looks like someone's big brother has vandalised their Katie Price doll. Shorn hair, marker-pen beard and all.

[dRaahhcula]

new fred sounds like a plan

[dRaahhcula]

And yes, Rylan def spent too much time with Ms price and wants to be her