X Factor First live show.......................

[LottieJenkins]

Hope you dont mind that i have started the new thread....................

aww, wee Mark. I remember his first solo album well. We sold about 6 copies. It came with a little green man stamper thing. We had loads over.

Is he lost? He's wandered off behind the table.

Ooh big song, too big?!

Blimey these songs are out of the ark tonight!

Mauled...

Tell me this Kai, does the Man in the Mirror have a duckface?

How the fuck is this Olympic related? And how the fuck is it so dull?

Has he shit himself?

Wtf has this got to do with the olympics?

This is good!

Oooooh moody looks at camera and an MJ classic... I'm moist with anticipation.

clementi..ayyy...ieine

Michael Jackson meets Jamiriquai

Now he's 'rapping'

It's a quacking version...

I'll get me coat

I loathe FB (i wont even say his name) when i see his books on display when i go out i either a) turn them over or b) cover them with other books!
What has Kai's song got to do with Olympics??

I thought the standard this year was supposed to be really high? Doesn't seem much danger of that going by to tonight's offering.

Cos you make a change, innit? My change is to stop listening to shite on XF.

Strange eyes.

I don't know Louis. Is there a funny smell? Are you sure it's not rotting potato?

Bad foundation though! Different colour to his hands....

How the actual fuck has he paid his dues? Up a CHIMNEY?

Lets put a kid in front of a Gospel choir and see who wins!

Gospel choir.... thought so!

how fucking old is this bloke? 80?

This is too slow