X Factor First live show.......................

[LottieJenkins]

Hope you dont mind that i have started the new thread....................

Praying hands. Baaaaaad duck.

Meh quite frankly Kai

If she says "on point" one more time!

I really don't know if I'll make it to Christmas! Maybe I will only cos I'm diffed and can't be arsed to leave the sofa much. Declined a night out tonight to finish making lasagne an satay in to watch this

His whole long life up a fucking chimney

It would be nice to have a song from, like, this century.

Oi, Kai. You've got some soot left, on your face. All round your eyes.

Kye? KYE?

ok then.

Mmlindor, kai is from the 19th century. He can't sing modern songs. I want chim chim cheree next week.

But Gary - they gave him a Gospel choir.. who sang it for him.

He can go back to his chimney now - safe that he waited his whole life for that moment and it passed.

What exactly does "on point" even mean?

Kye is actually a page in King Arthur's court. The chimney thing is a red herring. The hair gives him away.

I want him to stay in til Christmas. So they can dress him as Father Christmas- in a chimney.

The gospel choirs must get excited when x factor starts up again, they appear at least once every week.

Let's see if Louis can put his sword in Kai's stone, or some other crap King Arthur joke.

I love the ambrosia advert. Potty time was funny, if not at all pc.

Jesus tap dancing Christ, does this thing ever end? It's past my bedtime...

Why do people deserve something just because they've waited all their lives.
I have waited to win the lottery all my life. Should someone now present me with a cheque for ten million pounds?

I just remembered, someone pinched Bof's joke in the audition weeks, word for word.Some digital spy type place. And now Louis and Frankie 'Shiteface' Boyle.

Are we broadcasting to the world? . They must be desperate

Only- precisely

I argue the point in class - if I really want to win the X Factor, should it matter that I am shite?

Gobby Ella, with her wonky eyeliner. God love her.

i am not really happy about this song choice.

How luminous is that lippy?

On Point can either mean that Rylan's wearing ballet shoes or that the judges have been boning up on management bollocks.
Expect blue sky thinking, in the cloud, thinking outside of the box etc next week.