X Factor First live show.......................

[LottieJenkins]

Hope you dont mind that i have started the new thread....................

Is it fair she gets to this?

I made some, um, interesting jam turnovers. Peach jam, home-made pastry. Any takers?

No salad. It adulterates the cheesy, meaty goodness.

Oh she's like a little Pam Ayres.

Eeee, right northern and down t't'earth, she is. By 'eck. Keeping it right real.

This could be a great move. or a really rubbish one.

Don't let the crap stylist dress her.

Can someone explain what those dirty mark type things on Tulisa's neck are? Does she have a birthmark?

sorry, bit slow

Louis, if you are reading

You are a TWAT

Yours

Mme

I think she does Scaredy.

I like this girl but she isn't really singing...

This isn't exactly singing.

I am missing the cider to accompany X factor. Only time I have wanted to drink since getting diffed!

I like Lucy but I don't think she'll last long.

She's like a little George Formby

Cross posts c shitting

Aye, go on jux I'll try one.

Spot on Sue will we get Dolly On The Dustcart to the guitar?

They can't really say 'not sure about the song choice' or 'made the song your own' to this, can they?

She looks awful with so much make-up

I'm sorry but I don't believe that an old lady said the half of this.
DIRTY LITTLE LIAR

GET OFF MY STAGE.

scaredy fake tan?,

Not seeing the point of this one...

This isn't really x factor shes more britains got talent, not hot the voice to be on x factor

No she isn't

Thank you Mme!

May I reiterate?

Louis, for example, is a twat.

Arf @ Mme

Louis

I blame you for Westlife. I can never forgive you.

Yours
faith

God sue you're so aggressive z SHE IS EXPRESSING HERSELF, INNIT.