X Factor First live show.......................

[LottieJenkins]

Hope you dont mind that i have started the new thread....................

Mr Shaky got it, Ivor. We're not happy.

Lucy looked petrified. I can't with Tulisa, up her own bottom.

she shouldn't be allowed to say words

Why is Nicole sitting in Gary's chair??

Ivor- Christopher 'i love my nan/serial killer/Scouser' got through. Sadly. Though there wasn't much competition.

I used to live very near to Woodstock.

In Oxfordshire .

Oh, I see! (I have this little fantasy that he reads our threads and counts how many times he called a twat!)

Oh not lovely Amy? Stupidness!

lottie you clearly has a stalker here.

Gary can't be that masterful Ivor, Shirties nicked his chair.

Naah no voting here Sue, i save my pennies for chocolate

As it's the ads, please could you just provide me with some crucial scientific data here?

DS2 voted for Janet multiple times last year. He isn't watching it this year, so I shan't be voting, unless Caridac Chris is in the final then I'll vote for the other person!

Yeah, toppo has it, Hassled you fecking loon

I was being ironic re Louis...........When she first started singing i posted WOOODSTOCK!!! Then Louis mentioned it!!

I don't vote. I hate them all indiscriminately :D

I never vote, just like a good bitch.

Ivor it's Mr Super tan scouser!

Well I've eaten my lasagne, it was delicious! All home made (no cheat sauces!). Plenty kft, anyone want some?

Omg...did you notice, Louis comments started with Woodstock, then Robert Plant, then Janis Joplin ....exactly as written on here during curly haired mums song ? I think he's reading mumsnet on his screen...
(Disclaimer, Using lots of to dull the pain of watching)

Thanks Lottie - I managed to read up a bit in the ads.

Ach Jelly he's masterful but still male, he's blinded to Shitslinger's vaccuous idiocy by her shiny hair and fluttery flase lashes. I am wearing a dressing gown with pot noodle stains on the bosom. He probs would not give me his chair

Faith - I want some kft

Only way shell get anywhere

Top lip for sure.

FWIW I used to be a dental nurse (qualified and everything) and injections at the front of the mouth hurt more at the top than the bottom.

Should have put that on the other thread really.

salad?

Oh she's singing her own song! I like her hope it goes ok?