Celeb big brother

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Wonder what will bring tonight, i dont no anyone whos going in.

Think celeb one is much funnier, pete burns is my fav housemate EVER.

Redblanket - but at least you won't have to lick your own nips on a webcam to get them.

Yes defo corny lol

Wonder why she telling prince to f off

He looked so sad...poor prince. He's too sweet to be in there with that lot.
She'll have ruined her chances with him now ( cat's bum face)

I dont know but I have a feeling this is going to blow up in Sam Bricks face, I hope not.

She's coming accross much nicer than I thought she would.

Jasmine is prob detoxing? Russel Brand is in the limelight again for same reasins trying to keep busy, keep clean.

Yes I'm quite liking the brick as well strangely enough

Nancy is that what she does? She must very supple.

Repeating noms again. Coleen is a two faced cow I feel.

She is a loose woman. Enough evidence for me!

Why are they showing this again?

Jasmine and her moral speech. Hmmmmm

Corny, don't know - just using my imagination. You don't have to be that supple....I can do it.

I can't do it!

this is pants. Why do we have to watch it again and why couldnt they show the first have tonight, last night, leading up to the nominations. Its all over the place.

I could not do what Danica does. Nooooo.

Coleen gives a shit reason for nominating Rhian, but then moans about other people nominating her for shit reasons.

Why is Ian with an r dressed as a tarty soft toy?

What's her incredible story about her son?

Perhaps she's kooky ( eye roll)
Giraffe costume and full face of slap.

It's Mikey not the situation lol Coleen is stoopid.

Yes what is this incredible story!

Do they get more money the longer they are there?

Julie says Jasmine is right when tbats the exact reason Julie gave for nomming Coleen wtaf

Ooooo jasmine! Fuck off you prick!

Ooh, I saw Sex, Lies and Rinsing Guys. Danica actually seemed ok on it - quite 'nice', albeit very shrewd and 'business focussed'. It was a good doc, (in the sense of interesting/entertaining/outraging); would recommend it.

Danica's business model was basically offering blokes hope that she was/would be their girlfriend. She did not seem to be that sexual, unless that was just edited out. It was more her looking innocently sexy, and having innocently sexy/flirty 1:1 convos on webcam (which chaps would pay for). She'd also upload vidoes of herself, eg riding her horse. Think she said something like she wanted to turn her schtick into as successful a business as Katie Price.

The one thing all the girls had in common was that they got free stuff - 'gifts' - form the chaps. Danica pretty much just had a list of stuff she wanted, and hoped that her fans/subscribers would buy it for her. It was all glammy stuff like Jimmy CHoos, jewellery etc. THere was a scene where she said that she had had a washing machine on her list but no one had bought it yet, which surprised me - as I had thought that she had a pretty good idea of what she represented for the blokes (ie idealised fantasy girlfriend - beautiful, 'innocent', girly)... and did not see why a domestic appliance was the very last thing that guy would want to buy her.

There endeth the Danica/SL&RG lesson. Amen.