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Celeb big brother

999 replies

xmasevebundle · 15/08/2012 15:45

Wonder what will bring tonight, i dont no anyone whos going in.

Think celeb one is much funnier, pete burns is my fav housemate EVER.

OP posts:
Stilla · 18/08/2012 14:46

Has anyone seen Danica's wish List?

MikeLitorisRings · 18/08/2012 15:46

Perfume, facial stuff, a Rolex or an Audi TT.

Hmm
PicklesThePottyMouthedParrot · 18/08/2012 15:47

Is this where her pressies come from? It's like a fucked up wedding list! Nutty!

ColouringIn · 18/08/2012 15:54

Fwiw, I have always thought that Samantha Brick was nice and normal. She is a journalist and wrote a provocative piece which went viral. I doubt she is anything like as narcissistic as her writing suggests.

FellatioNelson · 18/08/2012 16:46

Well judging by that clip I'd say they are girls who offer phone and webcam sex, or at least sex chat, which obviously doesn't count as real sex so in their heads they don't see it as prostitution. How lovely. What parasites. they probably exploit some poor weird nerdy types who can never get girlfriends and who delude themselves that these girls are in some sort of 'distance' relationship with them.

Sparklingbrook · 18/08/2012 16:48

How is payment made though? do they have to produce the goods before she does?

i still don't get it. Am I being really thick?

PicklesThePottyMouthedParrot · 18/08/2012 16:55

Me neither sparkling. Maybe she flashes the left nip on promise and both on delivery.

Must be really clinical.

Listen, if you send the face cream ill flash you my foof, for the whole set, Ill do a little dance?

Sparklingbrook · 18/08/2012 16:57

But couldn't anyone do that Pickles? Has she got a very special foof or nipples?

They could look at foofs online or watch porn etc without having to buy gifts.

Somebody explain to us how it works??? Please?

PicklesThePottyMouthedParrot · 18/08/2012 17:03

Dunno, Im really confused! She reckons she is just friends to them or something?

Maybe they are just lonely rich old men. Its most odd.

I do find it hard to believe there is no "action" at all though!

D0oinMeCleanin · 18/08/2012 17:06

I watched that at work, unfortunately.

They seemed to kinda string the men along, never promising to meet them but never making it 100% clear that a meeting or more would ever happen.

It was very sad.

FellatioNelson · 18/08/2012 17:12

They probably send them links to the things they want ordered online or something. Or meet them long enough to go shopping then 'reward' them later, over a webcam. It all sounds a bit skanky to me.

PicklesThePottyMouthedParrot · 18/08/2012 17:15

Just praying on the richer old men? Well I think you do have to have a ruthless streak in you to be able to do that. Maybe Jasmine is right.

lighthousekeeping · 18/08/2012 21:18

That Jasmines body is even frailer looking than I thought. She has a lollipop head.

SoleSource · 18/08/2012 21:23

Dacita bitch fest continues.

cornybootseeker · 18/08/2012 21:28

The prince cannot resist her beauty.

SoleSource · 18/08/2012 21:31

Ooh gosh lighthouse Jasmine is skeletal. Worrying.

Jellykat · 18/08/2012 21:31

Just rushed back..
He picked Sam did he? well bet she's secretly thinking 'See?'

cornybootseeker · 18/08/2012 21:32

Yes jasmine is far too thin.

lighthousekeeping · 18/08/2012 21:32

there's a touch of Amy Winehouse about her.

RedBlanket · 18/08/2012 21:34

My amazon wish list has 4 books, a wok and a garlic crusher. I'm going wrong somewhere.

SoleSource · 18/08/2012 21:34

Yes... :(.

cornybootseeker · 18/08/2012 21:34

yes! But without the talent maybe?

nancy75 · 18/08/2012 21:34

Do you think the situation models himself on forest gump?

giraffesCantGoBackToSchool · 18/08/2012 21:35

how exactly is jasmine on cbb for her son?

cornybootseeker · 18/08/2012 21:35

Stupid is as stupid does